Grace Jones of all people! |
So i had a dream last night in which i was brutally raped by Grace Jones on some ancient, sacrificial alter. it was the climax of an epic saga, written, directed and produced by Russ Meyer. ...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:09:00 PST |
Impending Haze |
I'm watching a movie where Arnie fights the devil. I bet he could kick Jesus's ass too.
Posted by Rob on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:02:00 PST |
The Spectacle has Cracked |
The Spectacle has Cracked How is she supposed to make you feel? How does she blaze her trail through the carnival crowd Only to flicker in your formless shadow? And twist remorse i...
Posted by Rob on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:13:00 PST |
A Pun in my Stubborn |
I asked my local poet whether his puns were syntax deductible.He told me to not to quit my job at Kmart.
Posted by Rob on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST |
Boyish Gloss is Good for the Soul |
MEN'S MAGAZINE It's all over the news. Dangling from every phone call complaint about the first time your only daughter fell in love. That little ghost slipped back into the...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:32:00 PST |
Where the Worm Dieth Not |
WHERE THE WORM DIETH NOT That great slug highway stretched its shimmering trail along the sky-stained coastline, its surface encrusted with summer-rusted caravans heading north for the winter.&...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:48:00 PST |
inky |
"They don't want you anymore" Worm Thing said to Little Boy. So Little Boy started digging. He wanted to bury himself deep underground, Just like the worm taught him how. "There's dirt in my eyeba...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:20:00 PST |
Pout |
Pout Take this Human Bundle in your Boughs of Disbelief. Whisper in its tiny ear, "Anything you desire in this world, you will have. You ...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST |
Settle Petal |
So it finally happened. I found the 'better' me on myspace. It was inevitable. I knew this. I knew I would find him. Now what? I'll start to feel like a diet version of myself. Like...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST |
Fuck My Mouth? The thought never occurred. |
So, i just visted this young lady's 'space' with her tag line, "no i'm not from hollywood and no i will not fuck your mouth, my time is valuable". this flawless, airbrushed princess assumed i mi...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:35:00 PST |
