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Jason

Bringing the funny!!!

About Me


What up crazies. I am the J man, I am an aries, I like long walks down the middle of the street and women with gigantic IQ's. I love doing stand-up, it is my passion and my life. I love sports, hockey especially and women who love me back. U-know who you are, girl with only one eye. Yes, but it is a good eye and I like the way it looks at me. I wish you would get an eye patch, though, cuz the bad eye, freakin grosses me out.
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My Interests

Comedy, Hockey, Football, Ultimate Fighting, Gambling, Sex, the Special Olympics.

I'd like to meet:

YOU!!!

Music:

Good Music...Rage against the Machine, GNR, Diesel Boys, U2, Led Zeppelin etc...

Movies:

Good Movies

Television:

Good Television

Heroes:

Hogan's Heroes

My Blog

Vote for me at www.famecast.com

Go to www.famecast.com, register as a fan and do a search on Jason Emmert.  Voting begins on May 26th.  Help me get to Austin and win $10,000!!! Thanks for you support Jason...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

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If you have not been introduced to the comedy stylings of Insane Shayne, then you simply have not lived.  Not only is he a good friend of mine, he is a fountain of constant comic genius.  Se...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:20:00 PST