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About Me

summed up in a selection of tell-tale moments ---------- stephens mom helen gave me a makeover at age fourteen that included impossibly teased hair, a silver lame blouse, silk shorts, pumps and blue eye shadow ---------- i was suspended in eighth grade for punching bj in the head ---------- my worst date ever was when jb bought me swiss chalet take-out and i watched him and his dad have a jam session for four hours ---------- the first time konrad and i went to holt renfrew as kids, stephens mom helen took us, lost us, found us rubbing our faces all over $10,000 fur coats, then yelled at us the whole way home ---------- ive had to push joannes car out of the middle of front street while people whizzed past honking and yelling ---------- i got my hand stuck in lisas baby brothers toy castle and we had to grease it with half a tub of margarine to get it out ---------- in high school jeff and i would go to wonderland, smoke up and fall out of the bushes missing clothes and scaring nuclear families ---------- i introduced ny chris to bubble tea, and he still hasnt forgiven me ---------- i sat at melanie pringles for four hours and only one cup of coffee with (if you lived in pickering insert your name here), smoking like a fiend, and playing summer of 69 in the juke box over and over, for six years ---------- bl, cd, and I got chased through the forest by a chainsaw welding maniac in a beekeepers mask because we were trespassing ---------- i inspired jamies comic strip called phat jen, and every episode ended with phat jen eating someone alive ---------- during our elementary school ski club years at lakeridge with kelly, i fell off the chairlift and skied into a tree knocking myself out ---------- i owned a 1986 LeBaron that broke down/got pulled over by the cops when i was with (if you were ever in LeBaron insert your name here); LeBaron retired in 1999 (added for maggie) ---------- someone once told me that i remind them of everything gay man-ish ---------- have i left anything out? MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

L'Amour est enfant de Boheme; Il n'a jamais, jamais connu de loi...

I'd like to meet:

Eurotrash. B-List celebs. People with 80's hair. Those with crazy life stories. Homeland crew from Ukraine. Peeps from the wayback playback. Anyone who remembers the tv show "Circle Square."

Music:

top 10 all time favourite songs:1. always on my mind - petshop boys 2. jane says - jane's addiction 3. today - smashing pumpkins 4. thriller - michael jackson 5. open your heart - madonna 6. you can leave your hat on - etta james 7. sunday bloody sunday - u2 8. a little respect - erasure 9. always - bon jovi 10. don't leave me this way - thelma houston .............................as far as musicians/performers go: of course my honey Badnutbeats, Madonna, Notorious B.I.G., Coldplay, INXS, Outkast, Pink, Kelly Clarkson (yes!), Jane's Addiction, East Village Opera Company, Neil Young, Elton John, U2, Snoop, Etta James, Guns n' Roses, Velvet Revolver, Stevie Wonder, Smashing Pumpkins, Hole, Nine Inch Nails, Johnny Cash, Billy Idol, Tina Turner, George Michael, Bon Jovi, Gowan (yes, Gowan!!!) I also love disco... Thelma Houston is breakin' it down in my IPOD.

Movies:

From back in 1998 outside DHS: because you like to rock it old skool. I'm in blue...

Books:

Symposium; The Secret Art of Dr. Seuss; Jane Eyre; anything by S. Freud (Psychopathology of Everyday Life, The Interpretation of Dreams, etc.); The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat; The Metamorphosis; Green Grass, Running Water; Lolita; The DaVinci Code; Memoirs of a Geisha; In the Skin of a Lion; Beautiful Losers; Garbage Delight; Goodnight Moon; Pat the Bunny; Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Heroes:

Ok, so not heroes, but fun photos!Stella Artois on the boat cruise.Fun at Ontario Place.Don't rain on my hair! It makes me sad. Boo hoo.Party girls. I love this photo!Brad and Me! :)Ontario Place Log Ride!

My Blog

Engaged! Brad Park & Jen Yeaman!

We are happy to be able to share some great news with our friends... Brad Park & Jen Yeaman got engaged on January 13th! No date set yet, just taking some time to share the new...
Posted by Jennie Yeaman on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:39:00 PST

I'm a Bridesmaid!

Yay! My bestest girlfriend, Maggie (see top 8), asked me to be a bridesmaid at her and Ben's wedding in September. I am so excited! I can't wait to stuff one hundred jordan almond clusters into m...
Posted by Jennie Yeaman on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST

Niagara Fun

So last weekend we went to Niagara Falls, where I haven't been in, oh, twelve years. So, I thought I'd write a few things here that are good to know about Niagara Falls: 1. Go to Nightmares Fear Facto...
Posted by Jennie Yeaman on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:07:00 PST

Yes, I've Already Started Christmas Shopping!

So? I like to be on top of things! I wonder if starting shopping early will ensure that I spend less money... or more??? I guess I can't put down what I've bought already here due to "recipi...
Posted by Jennie Yeaman on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:01:00 PST

The Terry Fox Run

Just writing a little note to let you know that I'll be participating in Toronto's Terry Fox Run on Sunday, September 17th. I will be running as part of our corporate team. All money raised goes to c...
Posted by Jennie Yeaman on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:23:00 PST

Snakes on a Plane

Ok so Konrad draged me to see this movie on Sunday. If you like B-type horroresque flicks, it's not bad. Very campy, kitschy and cheesy. Lots of snakes biting people's privates. Sometimes when events ...
Posted by Jennie Yeaman on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:34:00 PST

Need Montreal "Must Visit" Suggestions!

I need your suggestions! I would love to hear your "must visit" Montreal favourites (restaurants, shops, sites, etc). Tiny, pokey, weird, dirty, hot, expensive, offensive, all accepted:...
Posted by Jennie Yeaman on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST

50 Question Survey!

1. date today? July 14, 2006. 2. what time do you get up in the mornings? Weekdays: 7:15 a.m. Weekends: 9:00 a.m. ish. I don't like to sleep past ten a.m.3. do you like beer or liquor? Dirty m...
Posted by Jennie Yeaman on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:52:00 PST

Zappa Plays Zappa

Ok, so Zappa fans are largely scary. I took Brad to see Dweezil do his Daddy's thing, and it was cool, but I must admit, certain moments were touch and go. Let me point out this was my first...
Posted by Jennie Yeaman on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:45:00 PST

Beware the Queenshead

don't get me wrong, it's a great time, sometimes even really cool live music, but unless you have a tattoo on your face, probably better that you skip this place... yes, heads bouncing off concre...
Posted by Jennie Yeaman on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:58:00 PST