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Nets Fantastico (aka) Diamonddew

♥ Don't tempt the Lonely and Perverse! ♥

About Me

I live in a cave that's high on a hill surrounded by big rocks and jagged cliffs. My only company is a small fox who goes by the name of george and who likes wearing ladies clothes on his nights off.

Whilst in my cave I contemplate the complexities of life, and have come to the conclusion that only when looking into the big brown eye's of a wild rabbit can you truely understand the meaning of chicken nuggets.

I guess I'm waffling now so maybe I should just stop here and let you escape while my back is turned.

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My Interests

Photography, The paranormal, Music, Comedy, Hello kitty, Hair Dye, Card making, painting, PHOTOSHOP, monkeys, internet, keeping sane, you know the usual!

I'd like to meet:



Music:

I like a wide variety of music but if I was to be pigeon holed to one category it would be alternative. Heh guess that doesn't help much does it. Bands I've been listening to most recently are Radiohead, The Dresden Dolls, Gorkys Zygotic Mynci, The Divine Comedy, The Cure, Bjork, Portishead, GreenDay, The Zutons, Super Furry Animals, Billy Holiday, Jim Noir, Feist, Freeze Pop, Polysics, Buzzcocks, The Violent femmes, System of a Down, The Longpigs, Spacehog, Lily Allen, 80's Matchbox B-line Disaster and The bloodhound gang to name but a few

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead
Amelie
Empire Records
Spirited Away
Monsters Inc.
Toy story 1 and 2
Dancer in the Dark
Loads more too but I can't be bothered naming them all at the moment cause I'm lazy!

Television:

Spaced
Green Wing
Black Books
the IT crowd
League of Gentlemen
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
QI
Again loads more but I can't be bothered naming them all at the moment

Heroes:

Nope Don't have any, yes I know that's a sucky answer but I don't even care!

My Blog

Things I should say!

Ok so someone had an idea in a bulletin and I thought it was a good'un. So I've stolen the idea and here goes... Things I should say to people but haven't.... yet! Each number is for a different perso...
Posted by Nets Fantastico (aka) Diamonddew on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:10:00 PST

You know what I like about this outfit..... Fuck all!

Ok so I celebrated turning 24 on Monday, twas a nice occassion. Presents wise I'm a bit worried though.... My boyfriend gave me a tenner in a card (the card was lovely and he did appologise for not g...
Posted by Nets Fantastico (aka) Diamonddew on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:16:00 PST

Go now! I need to rest my scary eye's!

Damn and Blast and buggeration! Some little sods broke my livingroom window last night. I must of jumped about 6 foot in the air when it happened and by the time I got to the window they'd bloody esca...
Posted by Nets Fantastico (aka) Diamonddew on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:17:00 PST

No I don't want to speak to you, get Brian, get Brian, get Brian

I'm terribly bored so I thought I'd entertain myself by writing a bit of a blog. You know you all love it when I do that! Unsuprisingly I don't actually have much to say. I've been leading the life of...
Posted by Nets Fantastico (aka) Diamonddew on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:04:00 PST

I know it's crazy but I want to work

I've been thinking recently about jobs and working and although I love being a stay at home mum I can't be doing that forever now can I? Only real problem is I want to work but I don't know what I wan...
Posted by Nets Fantastico (aka) Diamonddew on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:17:00 PST

Ranting

Well I've been nothing but ill for far too long now. I hate being ill especially when one illness leads to another straight after each other or when you have 3 illnesses all in one. I was starting to ...
Posted by Nets Fantastico (aka) Diamonddew on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:56:00 PST

when... what... how the hell did that happen?

It appears that over the space of the last few months I have lost 2 stone. I've been noticing my clothes where baggy recently but today I was running up the stairs, as you do, and my jeans fell down, ...
Posted by Nets Fantastico (aka) Diamonddew on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:24:00 PST

Doggers VS Satanists....LMFAO

OK I found this satirical article and just the idea of it made me laugh so hard I almost pee'd my pants...Well done them... Doggers versus Satanists: The battle for the countryside 'Hardly room t...
Posted by Nets Fantastico (aka) Diamonddew on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 03:36:00 PST

Search for the Rippers - Part 3

We ended up in some sort of park. It was a heavily wooded place but there was enough space between the tree's for the moonlight to shine through. As Phil lead us to the spot of the attack the stench o...
Posted by Nets Fantastico (aka) Diamonddew on Sat, 27 May 2006 08:55:00 PST

Pathetic?......Moi?.......of course!

I have decided to day that I am possibly one of the most pathetic people on earth for a number of reasons. I can't be bothered going into them all at the moment but be sure that they are good reasons....
Posted by Nets Fantastico (aka) Diamonddew on Sat, 27 May 2006 08:26:00 PST