Kristopher: The Weisenheimer Mormon CO2(er).

Now about me...I am Kristopher. I enjoy honest, wholesome people that have confidence, but are not delusional of their grandeur. I enjoy 4 squares of good Belgium Chocolate, and 2 cups of Certified Organic Green Tea in the morning for breakfast, while surfing the I/N (It gets me BUZzIN!). I don’t do drugs, but won’t discriminate against someone that likes to smoke a joint every onceinawhile. I have a Hello Kitty bathroom. I think modern mainstream Rap & Hip/Hop is a joke, and love watching it for a good laugh; record companies like to ruin music, and turn it into crap; damn people like Puff Daddy to hell for destroying a once great genre, I was told that I was stupid as a teen, so i made the library my best friend; 12 yrs later, i've read over 2 thousand books, am a near genius, and unhappy w/ my life; knowing a lot can be a curse, shouldn't have listened to that guy. I hate being lied to; so I took it upon my self to read, and listen to material that would make it hard for people to pull a fast one on me. I listened to a number of ridiculously complicated vocabulary cd’s, so I could annoy my friends, and family w/ words that no one uses like: weltanschauung, supererogatory, ecumenical, rubric, bildungsroman, and hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian. I enjoy laughing, and can’t stand people that take themselves too seriously. I hate cussing, but when done appropriately can be very funny. I read really weird books, because I have a strong desire for uncommon knowledge. I love people, but prefer not to be around them. I love dogs, and wonder how someone could eat one. (Monsters) I hate the idea of someone spending thousands of dollars for a diamond, when they’re practically worthless. I hate watching professional sports. I hate water bottled in plastic. I hate buying a food product that claims to have an ingredient, but fails to explain how much; also hate the phrase, “Fat Free”. I think televised news blows! I would rather get it from the radio, and Internet. I hate paying over $3 for a gallon of gas, and hate even more that half of it is taxed. I hate living in Connecticut, and can’t wait to move. I hate dialing one for English. I can’t stand bullies, and guys that act tough, or cool. I like movies, music, and video games. I like mayo w/ my french fries when I watch the National Geographic Channel. I do like eating healthy, but a good big greasy cheese burger is wonderful w/ a can of coca-cola. I think global warming is a croc of crap, and Al Gore will burn in hell for deceiving millions, to fill his pockets w/ gold; why do you think he isn’t running for president? I think Republicans, and Democrats are equally full of dung, but that wont keep me from voting. I can’t understand why people pay so much attention to Parris Hilton. I believe man’s been to the moon, but never stepped on it. I think anyone that pulls for Hillary Clinton is vacant of a brain. I like playing my guitar, and singing even if I suck at it. I think Anthony Hopkins is the coolest guy on earth; Esteban is the second. I wish I had hair like Brad Pitt. I love working out, and lifting extra heavy objects to show everyone how strong I am. I loved watching lightning storms when I lived in Lakeland Fl, and love driving into hurricanes. I really don’t like being called dude, but if you want to, that’s okay. I love the invention of MP3 players, and have been waiting for it to come out since I was 12. I have a really strange 5 yr old daughter, that likes to tell the future, and read peoples minds. I hope she grows out of that. I love women, am a complete gentleman, but that ends up working against me, since women are more interested in men that aren’t interested in them, in that way of course, if you know what I mean. I think big guys w/ lots of muscles are some of the softest wimpiest men around, (and have small penises), since I’ve seen a lot of ‘em get pounded on by little guys, “that really know how to fight”, but that doesn’t count for every one of course. Finally, I love being random, and not thinking too much before I talk. Well! That should about cover it!
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