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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator i dont like to be the first one to say goodbye in a phone conversation, i sometimes wish i were a rockstar...with red hair, i have an obsession with socks, i think stripes are just about the best thing since sliced bread, i'm a glorified stamper, i'm not too fond of purple foods, i once danced with jesus on a disco floor that lit up, i never really ate a termite, i think music is just one step away from telepathy, and i like to wear hats when i'm naked.these are some of the most important people in my life...

my intimate life partner...

my intimate life partner and some pizza...

this sea turtle was very important in my life...

the one with the glowing genitalia...

devils and angels...

well...i'm pretty important in my life too.....

and so is this badunkadunk.

My Interests

Printmaking, sex, music, tattoos, alcohol, the ocean, social distortion, camping, surfing, candles, color, hiking, cooking, dancing, aphrodesia, cars, red, making out, massages, hot tubs, ice cream, fire, strawberries, people, jack daniels, hoola hooping, playa dust, power tools, skulls, albacore, leopard print, biting, hawaii, my kickass neice, pablo neruda, hinduism, bikram yoga, masturbation, computers, dreadlocks, cameras, the desert, sleep, chocolate, animation, underwear, ......more later. LOTS MORE

I'd like to meet:

the world's tallest midget

Music:

Social Distortion! (my fav). Tool turns me on too. I like everything, punk, hip hop, classic rock, salsa, folk, metal, jazz, bluegrass, drum n bass, house, country, soul, .....i could go on and on and on... but i wont

Movies:

Labrynth, Monsters Inc, Return to Oz, Amelie, Event Horizion, Clerks and all those, "BRING IT ON" BABY!!!! ---best damn movie ever!. nothing else can top that movie...so i'll just stop there

Television:

Simpsons!! family guy, i dunno...i dont like TV that much. but i was once a super csi junkie

Books:

Tao Te Ching, Residence on Earth, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "Trilogy",The Riddle Master of Hed Trilogy, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Where the Wild Things Are, The Green Ribbon, .....probably more....much more

Heroes:

i have no heroes...

My Blog

did i fuck up... or am i just a loser?

have i somehow offended people or am i starting to smell funny?? it seems as tho in the last month or so friends are no longer calling me back or at all. i'm starting to feel a bit rejected here. i wo...
Posted by Spider Monkey on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:38:00 PST

Birthdayness

so i celebrated my birthday this last weekend... and here was where i was gonna write a bunch of stuff... about my year, and my (lack of) accomplishments, and stuff..... but who really cares.&...
Posted by Spider Monkey on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:35:00 PST

taken from achewood.com. my feelings exactly

I ain't gonna lie I need to get SCREWED, man! I ain't need to tell you what this is like. There's nothin' in the oven, there's no bread on sale, there's...aw, this ain't gonna wind up as no kind ...
Posted by Spider Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

beauty

i bought some orchids today. and they're absolutely beautiful. the kind of beauty that is innocent and unassuming. the kind of beauty that i'm looking for.
Posted by Spider Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pinup Girl

well duh... You're Bettie Page! What Classic Pin-Up Are You? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Spider Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

12:59

fuckin lame day. my car breaks down... and i get it towed...and i walk two miles...till my feet start to bleed. and so a lame day calls for a strong drink. mountain dew and jack,....a concoction be...
Posted by Spider Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST