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Eli

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About Me

I got my look at
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I am me. There are lots of things that make me, me. If you would like to know what those things are, you're going to have to try harder than just reading a web page.

My Interests

Stuff

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.

Music:

Metal, Punk, Tom Jones, Neil Diamond, Air Supply, etc.

Movies:

Godfather, Spaceballs, Monty Python, Scarface, all David Lynch films, any Kubrick film, etc.

Television:

Any countdown on VH1, Daily Show, Seinfeld, Family Guy, South Park

Books:

Philosophy, religion, politics, pretty much anything that is divisive

Heroes:

My family

My Blog

Life goes on

Hey kids, been awhile since I wrote anything on here. Couple of things happened, thought I would let everyone in on em. Alisa and I both passed the MPRE (for those of you who have no fucking clue what...
Posted by Eli on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:40:00 PST

Its my birthday today

Yeah, so . . . its my birthday today. 26. Big time. I was being introspective, and at the same time being retrospective. What did this last year hold for me? Quite honestly, it might have been one of ...
Posted by Eli on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:45:00 PST

Finally . . .

So those of you that know me know that I wrote this horrifically long article in order to get on to law review at my school, and that I was hoping to get it published, only to have those hopes dashed....
Posted by Eli on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:21:00 PST

A Tip For Those Looking To Start Their Own Law Firm

Don't hire your friends. No matter how much you like them. It isn't conducive to a functional working environment. Case and point: The Firm I Work At. Everyone who works here (except me, of course) ha...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:52:00 PST

Law School Update

2 years down . . . seems like an eternity! Got my grades and my class rank, steadily rising. They put a bunch of new students into our class ranking, which made my percentage rank go up. Thank you 1Ls...
Posted by Eli on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:09:00 PST

Seriously . . . what the fuck

The receptionist at this law firm I am clerking at is SO FUCKING LOUD! She screams into the phone whenever she answers it, has long drawn out conversations with everyone who calls, and yells to the pa...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:49:00 PST

Life...

I keep trying to be disillusioned. I want to not know my direction, my purpose, what I want, what I don't want. I want to be confused, jaded, scared. I want all this because then I could blame everyth...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST

And now . . . The Bible

I think a lot of people look at the Bible and see a overwhelming limitation on life. A series of outdated concepts that may or may not have been divinely inspired. I think differently, here's one reas...
Posted by Eli on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:37:00 PST

Finals . . .

Are kicking my ass! I need some hardcore drinking!!!! Who's idea was this law school thing anyway?
Posted by Eli on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

Law School

I have all my grades for my first year of law school. I did well. Thanks for everyone who has supported me (you all know who you are and how much I appreciate you). I could not do this (have done this...
Posted by Eli on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:52:00 PST