About Me
The Pimp, the Rooster and the Cat walked into a bar together. After a short discussion the Pimp approached the bar and said to the bartender - "A beer for me, a beer for the rooster and a glass of Merlot for the cat, please!"The bartender was fascinated, and while he grabbed the drinks he looked at the strange group with outright curiosity. The Pimp paid, took the drinks and sat down with the animals.Twenty minutes later... The bartender, full of interest beckons the Pimp to the bar and asks "What's with the cat and the rooster?" "It's all a bit odd" ...... Well let me tell ya, I was chillin in the alley behind your place about an hour ago, when I found this old metal pot. I rubbed it on my sleeve to clean it up a bit and all of a sudden this strange person emerged from the opening and said- "I've been trapped in that pot for a thousand years and you have kindly released me - for this great deed I grant you one wish.I was somewhat amazed at this, but after a moments thought I said "Wow cool man - if you don't mind, I'll have a good looking bird with a nice pink pussy! Welcome to my World!
