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poo!

would if i could , but i can't be arsed

About Me

I'm 25yr old bird who hails from the shittie waters of southend, people tend to think I'm a little bit miserable (they may be right)but it's all a big front as there is nothing i like more than sunny days and cuddly fluffy bunny's............ sauted!Actually I'm soft as shit and trust a little too much. I hate seeing other people down in the dumps, just wanna make sure everyone else is having a good time. People would consider me quite until you get to know me, then you cant shut me up. Failing that just add alcohol(then I'm your best friend) I have an extremely warped sense of humour, more bad taste the better. love laughing at things that i shouldn't.
TELL ME ABOUT YO0RSELF - The Survey
Name: laura
Birthday: 03/07/06
Birthplace: earth
Current Location: sitting on my (whoop) fat ass
Eye Color: blue, gray, green take ya pick
Hair Color: very dark brown
Height: 5ft 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: who cares
The Shoes You Wore Today: big giant monster slippers
Your Weakness: the underdog
Your Fears: sparklers (fuckin hate em), chucky, clowns, dolls and giong to the toilet in the dark
Your Perfect Pizza: vegie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get to work on time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i use way to many smileys coz i'm sarqy beeetch
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit im late!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: belly button its an inney yet totally fluff free, bizzare
Your Bedtime: 1 ish
Your Most Missed Memory: erm well if its a missed one then how the heck do i know it. doh!
Pepsi or Coke: neither, makes me burp like a bricklayer
MacDonalds or Burger King: by gunpoint.......... burger king
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: rather lick a fat mans groin in summer, thaks all the same
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeeCOFFEE!
Do you Smoke: yup at the mo
Do you Swear: well of course, you mother
Do you Sing: yeah, but others may it sounds like cats mating
Do you Shower Daily: god damn yeah! you stinky pups
Have you Been in Love: oh yes
Do you want to go to College: would like too but................
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: look ok my glass isn't half empty some one has pissed in it instead
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: well i dont make small children cry if thats what your asking
Are you a Health Freak: jesus tittie fuckin christ no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: one of the most beautiful things in the world
Do you play an Instrument: nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: anything specific?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: is this big brother asking, wait let me just get my tinfoil hat
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no no no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: thats a really pants question
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yuck!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck!
In the past month have you been on Stage: the world IS my stage daaaarling
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: even if it was warm enough, i dont like doding turds
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only souls mwahahahahahahaha
Ever been Drunk: your insulting us both now..... pah!
Ever been called a Tease: hehe ohh yeah
Ever been Beaten up: yes once when i was 11 by a group of teenage boys and then when i was about 17 by a group of pikies. oh what fun
Ever Shoplifted: he he..... life time ban from superdrug, thankyou very much.
How do you want to Die: just drop down dead, bosh!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: too many to answer
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: green
Short or Long Hair: MULLETTS
Height: 2FT above
Weight: pointless
Best Clothing Style: as long as there is no cowboy boots involved who cares
Number of Drugs I have taken: be a little more specific will ya! do you mean different types or how many times altogether?
Number of CDs I own: 50/60
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only a few biguns
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My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" ..Stealing kids footballs that land in my garden, just to make em cry :)only joshing! I'm a bit of a Neil Gaimen whore, that dude has one twisted mind (love him).My interest range from cult to foreign films, books, comics and cartoons. I love all types of art although i can't draw for shit and I LOVE TO DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING (singing into a hairbrush is optional) :)

I'd like to meet:

would love to meet anyone who can make me laugh or twist my mind.I'll talk to whoever as long as your not a twat or a bigot

You are The High Priestess

Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.

The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.

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Music:

Soilwork, Hatebreed, Within temptation, R.A.T.M, Slayer, Deftones, Chimera, OTEP, Lacuna coil, Fear Factory, N.I.N, Presidants, Snow Patrol, Lamb, Nightmares on wax, Portishaed, Faithless, Anathema, System of a down, Obituary, Sepultua, Tool, Perfect circle, Arch enemy, Orange Goblin, Spiritual Beggers, The CLASH AND THE LIST GOES ON

Movies:

the list is huge! I'll do it later, when i can be bothered

Television:

Monkey Dust, Famiy Guy, Nathan Barley, Green room, Scrubs, Sponge Bob Square Pants and erm............. x men toon

Books:

read far too much that it must be unhealthy, I mainly read sci fi, or horror. My fav authors are R.E Fiest, Neil Gaimen, J clements, M Chadbourne, K Wilkins, A Rice, S hutson, P.Z.Brite T Williams, K Harrison and J.C Barb and HendeeCOMICS................ 1602, Sandman, The Preacher, The Pro, Formally known as the justice leage, The Amazing adventures of coffee man, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

Heroes:

my mum, my friends and mo molem (bit shit shes dead now though) also tim burton , neil gaimen, garth ennis, luis royo, brom, giger and terry gilingham