I'm 25yr old bird who hails from the shittie waters of southend, people tend to think I'm a little bit miserable (they may be right)but it's all a big front as there is nothing i like more than sunny days and cuddly fluffy bunny's............ sauted!Actually I'm soft as shit and trust a little too much. I hate seeing other people down in the dumps, just wanna make sure everyone else is having a good time. People would consider me quite until you get to know me, then you cant shut me up. Failing that just add alcohol(then I'm your best friend) I have an extremely warped sense of humour, more bad taste the better. love laughing at things that i shouldn't.
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Name: laura
Birthday: 03/07/06
Birthplace: earth
Current Location: sitting on my (whoop) fat ass
Eye Color: blue, gray, green take ya pick
Hair Color: very dark brown
Height: 5ft 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: who cares
The Shoes You Wore Today: big giant monster slippers
Your Weakness: the underdog
Your Fears: sparklers (fuckin hate em), chucky, clowns, dolls and giong to the toilet in the dark
Your Perfect Pizza: vegie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get to work on time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i use way to many smileys coz i'm sarqy beeetch
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit im late!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: belly button its an inney yet totally fluff free, bizzare
Your Bedtime: 1 ish
Your Most Missed Memory: erm well if its a missed one then how the heck do i know it. doh!
Pepsi or Coke: neither, makes me burp like a bricklayer
MacDonalds or Burger King: by gunpoint.......... burger king
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: rather lick a fat mans groin in summer, thaks all the same
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeeCOFFEE!
Do you Smoke: yup at the mo
Do you Swear: well of course, you mother
Do you Sing: yeah, but others may it sounds like cats mating
Do you Shower Daily: god damn yeah! you stinky pups
Have you Been in Love: oh yes
Do you want to go to College: would like too but................
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: look ok my glass isn't half empty some one has pissed in it instead
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: well i dont make small children cry if thats what your asking
Are you a Health Freak: jesus tittie fuckin christ no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: one of the most beautiful things in the world
Do you play an Instrument: nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: anything specific?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: is this big brother asking, wait let me just get my tinfoil hat
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no no no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: thats a really pants question
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yuck!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck!
In the past month have you been on Stage: the world IS my stage daaaarling
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: even if it was warm enough, i dont like doding turds
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only souls mwahahahahahahaha
Ever been Drunk: your insulting us both now..... pah!
Ever been called a Tease: hehe ohh yeah
Ever been Beaten up: yes once when i was 11 by a group of teenage boys and then when i was about 17 by a group of pikies. oh what fun
Ever Shoplifted: he he..... life time ban from superdrug, thankyou very much.
How do you want to Die: just drop down dead, bosh!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: too many to answer
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: green
Short or Long Hair: MULLETTS
Height: 2FT above
Weight: pointless
Best Clothing Style: as long as there is no cowboy boots involved who cares
Number of Drugs I have taken: be a little more specific will ya! do you mean different types or how many times altogether?
Number of CDs I own: 50/60
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only a few biguns
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