Are You Faye From Myspace?

Like most poor degenerate souls in this poor excuse of a normal reality I have succumbed to the ever growing mind blowing bore-nets that is trying to fit in with the relevant people out there and so I have opened a myspace account. I now have two great options to take this “ about me” section further, I can either become like most of the poor excuse for people u will find in this site and lie repeatedly about who I am and what I liked to do so I can some how achieve a greater number of “friends” and by that making me a “ cool” person or I can just reveal what I consider the truth of my life, with both options u will be bored till your guts rot so I decided to make them rot faster and I shall do a thick mixture of both. I am Faye Courtney Martinez, I realise that at least one of my names is towards the female variety and I realise that one of you clever people will point this out in an amusing way or another to try and let me know about this little conundrum in case at some point in m y life I never noticed. Which by reinstating this little phrase in case your teenage minds don’t grasp the equation here…I have. I love writing, it used to be a hobby of mine which is slowly turning into a never ending obsession of the alphabetical department with a letter going missing and calling the detectives to find the missing link on a desperate hunt for word malnutrition I am also form Spain, and yes, I have gotten the Spanish jokes plenty of times too, so leave them out also if you please why thank you, I came to this country when I was about 10 years old and I devoured the English language like a hungry foetus waiting to leave that forsaken embryo which is what I call Spain. I’m also not a nice guy, most of my friends will tell you this, but it doesn’t stop me from deluding most of the people who don’t know me by a false pretence of unstoppable complements. I am a nice guy really, I also have an uproarious but thwarting break personality which comes out in most discomforting ways as it just did on the former and latter phrase. I am actually really superb, I am quite fond of my friends and my family…see nice aren’t I??? So this is me on the whole, I play tricks and I get tricked, I lie and I get lied to, I breathe and I get blown. Not much of dissimilarity from each other, one thinks. So like I alleged previously, on this statement of self pity and ridicules‘, I have decided to lie and tell the truth, both for simple amusement on this boring break of my life, my profile there are two denigrations. Unearth them and all shall be non less the wiser to be scrupulous. Oh and also…………….I am a right tosser.