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About Me

I live in Brighton. I have a pet (well sort of) seagull called Colin, who I feed from my window. I know its him as he has a gammy foot and a wicked gleam in his eye. He refused a pickled egg I put out for him, so he is a wise bird. I am expecting to come home and find him in the fridge making himself a sarnie and smoking my fags. He is as bold as brass.I wish I had Sindy's wardrobe, she has the best clothes, I loved dressing her up the shoes were my favourite which is where, I think the shoe fetish started. Sindy is classier than Barbie, who, in my opinion is indeed a slut. Have just found out I am going to be a mum in the spring which is all rather exciting I am looking forward to it very much, i am spending a lot of time thinking up whacky names for the bump.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

People who enjoy life, laughter and fun and never take themselves far too seriously. I love Carry on Films, especially Sid James, that laughs great. I would also love to meet Ewan Mcgregor, and Damon Albarn to gaze upon.

Music:

Oooh i love a tune, mainly The Smiths so clever is our Mozza. 80/90's indie bands, Pixies & Frankie Black, Ska, grungy seattle stuff like mud honey and Dinosaur Jnr, but also have a soft spot for Sir Elton and Neil Diamond, so a pretty mixed bag of tunes there.

Movies:

My fave film of all time is Gone with the Wind. I also love Moulin Rouge, I cry every single time I watch it and lovely Ewan McGregor is in it and he is excessively easy on the eye. I am am sucker for romance me.

Television:

Oooh I do love the idiot box. My fave is Corrie I love the characters, its funny unlike Eastenders which can be a bit grim on occasion. I also love The Sopranos its easily my favorite US TV show its so exciting and I do like excessive unnecessary profanity. I also adore in complete contrast to the sweariness of the sopranos Bagpuss, ahh bless he is a saggy old cloth cat but emily loved him (sniffles). I also never believe it when people say they don't watch the box, surely they must, I always want to say "what not even the news, do you not know about David Cameron's new scheme to introduce elastic houses? (I have blatantly nicked the elastic houses thing from Sean Locke - I admit it)

Books:

I love a good read, I refuse to read a book because I should, why put yourself through the hassle of ploughing through a mighty tome that you just aren't enjoying? I would strongly recommend the purchase of My Celebrity Boyfriend by my lovely MySpace friend Liza, a quality tome.

feel free to swing the monkey about he don't get giddy

Heroes:

Its gotta be John Peel what a fella, sadly missed, he was such an amazingly clever and talented man who genuinely adored music. I like to think that Uncle John got me interested in the music I love now and saved me from a lifetime of listening to music with my ears closed. When I moved down to Brighton we drove down late at night and listened to his show and he introduced a song as 2 minutes of pure loveliness and it really was, he then played a 45 second thrash metal after, top that chris moyles you waste of bloody space. I also think Jenny Eclair is fantastic, very funny, some people say she is too rum, one review said - On stage, her persona is that of a dirty, embarrassing predatory slut, old enough to know better. She's the loudmouth, lascivious bottle-blonde aunt who stumbles drunkenly into a wedding reception, wearing clothes too fashionable for her years, to tell her relatives exactly what she thinks of them, What's not to like there? Her novels are great too really dark humor. Another hero is Dame Kathy Burke - she's fucking brilliant.

My Blog

flat hunting with my bump

I am going to start flat hunting this week, despite the fact its the last thing on earth I feel like doing. I hate looking for a new place, I am not using an agency as having done a short stint in one...
Posted by ju on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:59:00 PST

the bump grows

The bump is growing nicely - i feel pregnant now and not just sicky and poorly. I am quite excited and I go and see my new Dr on Tuesday for a proper check up so it will really feel real then. Ironica...
Posted by ju on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Free Booze

What will I do with the free booze from work, I can't have it and Ade don't drink anymore, I will have to give it to Liam it will be false economy to ship it up to our kid.
Posted by ju on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:58:00 PST

Yummy Mummy - Me !!!!

Well, i am going to be a mum in the spring which has come as a bit of a surprise. I wondered why i felt as sick as a dog and had a a strange metal taste in my mouth, so now i know. I am very surprised...
Posted by ju on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:49:00 PST

C'mon pay day

I wish pay day would hurry up, I am now officially bored of being skint. Huzzah for Friday when I will be flushed albeit for about 20 minutes, but still I can't complain better than dole money which w...
Posted by ju on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:22:00 PST

Huzzah!!

Huzzah it's the weekend, my lovely monkey aka Ade is coming to spend the weekend with me which I am really looking forward to, the sun is shining and I have 6 english pounds sterling in my purse to la...
Posted by ju on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 02:44:00 PST

free ale

yes i got free ale from work today - it's nice, I am on the bones of my arse today, i haven't even had the energy to tut today, not even at people who walk really slowly and change direction without a...
Posted by ju on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:19:00 PST

gob smacked

still hasn't sunk in i have only been there 9 weeks, fuck! i am afraid of hard work.
Posted by ju on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:26:00 PST

Well F**k me

I only went and got promoted today, fucking hell, have bought a big box of lager and a cornish pasty to celebrate - i know how to enjoy myself me.
Posted by ju on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:16:00 PST

Thank god monday is over

Huzzah, Monday is over, I loathe a Monday its just so unfair to go back to work especially when the weather is so gorgeous. Mind you saying that thank god for the air con at work, unlike BB's Nicky I ...
Posted by ju on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:01:00 PST