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the Darb

I am here for Friends

About Me

i LOVE tab soda and i'm really pissed i can't find it anywhere in iowa. i adore glamorous high heels, but i wear black chuck taylors every day. i wish i could be a rockstar, but i'm not sure what i would say if i had everyone's attention. i cross my 7's and my z's. i love sunlight and i hate wind. i love make-up, but sometimes i feel like a fraud when i have a lot on. i am completely opposed to lying in general and padded bras in specific. i absolutely hate the Real World on MTV. Gin is my weapon of choice.

My Interests

everything. seriously. i want to learn everything, know everything, love everything. but especially honesty. truth is extremely important to me.

i also love cheese. oh, and glitter. (i'm *really* into shiny things)

I'd like to meet:

in the stolen words of ani difranco: "i want somebody who sees the pointlessness and still keeps their purpose in mind. i want somebody who has a tortured soul some of the time. i want somebody who will either put out for me or put me out of misery. or maybe just put it all to words and make me go, you know i never heard it put that way. make me say, what did you just say?"

Music:

a quote from Dave Matthews-- "there is this element of competition, especially in pop culture: 'which is better-- country or hip hop or rock n roll?' what?! good music is good music and everything else can go to hell."
I completely agree. my musical taste is sort of this giant clusterfuck of stuff. mostly i like lyrics. thats what really gets me on music.
but if you want some specifics, here's my standard favs: AFI. Ani Difranco. Barenaked Ladies. Bayside. Brand New. Bright Eyes. Crossfade. the Cure. Dashboard Confessional. Dave Matthews. Death Cab. Elliot Smith. Fall Out Boy. From Autumn to Ashes. Frou Frou. Guster. Hot Hot Heat. Jimmy Eat World. Johnny Cash. the Killers. Linkin Park. Modest Mouse. Oh My God. the Postal Service. Reel Big Fish. Rufus Wainwright. Senses Fail. Stuart Davis. Thrice. Van Morrison. Weezer. Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
other likes and/or loves: A Perfect Circle. Bjork. Blur. Cake. Cold. Damien Rice. Eve 6. the Faint. Fiona Apple. Gavin DeGraw. Get Up Kids. Incubus. John Mayer. Justin Timberlake. Little Mojo. Maroon 5. Matchbox 20. Outkast. Queens of the Stone Age. Radiohead. Smashing Pumpkins. Spitalfield. Staind. Sunset Black. Taking Back Sunday. Three Dog Night. Thursday. Tool. the Used.

Movies:

Amelie, Fight Club, Joe vs. the Volcano, Ocean's Eleven, Out Cold, Lilo & Stitch, Moonstruck, Doris Day/Cary Grant type movies, Boondock Saints, many others i am forgetting about. recent additions: Garden State and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (although it is really creepy to watch a movie starring yourself. that girl is entirely too much like me.)

Television:

as a general idea, i don't support tv. i believe in that whole turning-your-brain-to-jello theory. but there are certain shows that i think make you smarter and those are the ones i like: the History & Discovery channels, South Park, the Daily Show, and West Wing for example. This summer Mark had me watch Arrested Development and wow, is that show brilliant. I drove 15 hours to Texas and all I wanted to do was sit inside and watch Arrested Development episodes. It's that good.

Books:

Rumi, Hafiz, everything by Neil Gaiman (especially Good Omens and American Gods), Chuck Klosterman (brilliant!), Gabriel Garcia Marquez, G.K. Chesterton, Howard Zinn, Siddartha, Hitchhiker's Guide "Trilogy", Chronicles of Narnia, Pride and Prejudice, Bridget Jones' Diary, many many more, i read constantly. I actually have a list of every book I have finished since January 2000 to present. How nerdy is that?

Heroes:

ani difranco. that girl's got a good head on her shoulders. (that means she's smart)

My Blog

oh i totally forgot!

the whole idea i had to start a blog tonight was about something i saw on the way to work monday but i got so sidetracked on my magazine/weather rants i totally forgot!: so i'm driving east on highway...
Posted by the Darb on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST

bloggity blog blog blog...

...as scott says. (scott said/wrote that, right?) at the radio. already read all the magazine i can handle, so now it's computer time. does anyone else ever read Vanity Fair? Am I alone in feeling to...
Posted by the Darb on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:42:00 PST

lora's survey

Thanks to Lora for this fun blog idea. Finish the sentences after "..........." and forward to all who are a part of your life, you'll have fun & find it very interesting to know what WE are up to...
Posted by the Darb on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

don't have a heart attack but....

....i'm posting a blog.  every now and then i fall out of touch with myspace and then one night i get all motivated to get back on and have another go at it. tonight is that night.  i r...
Posted by the Darb on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST

time to revamp

do you ever look at your own myspace profile just so you can remember what it actually says and see what impression the world is getting of you?  I did that and realized I hate my profile. I'm j...
Posted by the Darb on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:53:00 PST

working again.

alright. So it's Sunday night, which means it's time to work at the radio, which means lots of time on the internet. I always feel SO lazy at this job b/c I have all this available time, and I do noth...
Posted by the Darb on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:55:00 PST

Longest survey ever. Damn it Kai

What is in the back seat of your car right now?SO much dirty laundry that smells like cat pee. ew. Also trash, cleaning supplies from moving Scott, painting supplies, and a half-finished canvas. I hav...
Posted by the Darb on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:55:00 PST

ack TIRED!

oh fuck. I am so flipping sleepy. Really don't know how I'm going to make it through this shift at the radio. It's 10:23 am. I've been here since 9. I've fallen asleep approximately 47,000 times. I ha...
Posted by the Darb on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 08:42:00 PST

bored at work.

Well, I didn't think the day would ever come, but I'm posting a new blog.  I've been really annoyed with and sick of myspace and facebook lately.  Seriously considered just dropping out of t...
Posted by the Darb on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:50:00 PST

oh my god i AM evil. i had no idea!

You Are 72vil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.How Evil Are You? ------------------------------------------------------------ -------- ...
Posted by the Darb on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:03:00 PST