I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!!!and...
I'D LIKE TO MEAT YOU!!!......................................................
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..................................I would also like to meet anybody that wears OR has worn a codpiece....................................................
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..................................oh, and I guess.... just like everybody else... I am on here to meat and lure unsuspecting 14 year old boys back to my basement lair. I mean, what else?
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TOM WAITS!!!, Dillenger Escape Plan, Massive Attack, Johnny Cash, The Mummies, Morphine, Municipal Waste, Fantomas, Bambi Molesters, Tomahawk, The Sonics, Primus, Dick Dale, Iron Maiden, Sun Ra, Ventures, Peter Gabriel, GOGOL BORDELLO, Dickless, RHCP, Megadeth, Batmobile, Miles Davis, TOTIMOSHI, Earl Scruggs, Socalled, Voivod, Run DMC, Bill Withers, Oingo Boingo, Manu Chao, Captain Beefheart, Unknown Hinson, Big Lazy, The Sword, Charlie Parker, Toadies, Cramps, Mogwai, Slayer, Nick Cave & Bad Seeds/Birthday Party, Napalm Death, David Allan Coe, Artie Shaw, Helmet, Wilco, NIN, all the classics- (THE WHO, Led Zep, Hendrix) Turbonegro, Chet Atkins, James Brown, WEEN, Parliment, John Scofield, The Knife, Cuban Jazz-(Bueno Vista Social Club, Marc Ribot...), Ministry, Rev. Horton Heat, Man or Astroman?, Van Morrison, Lone Star Trio, Frank Zappa, Django Reinhardt, Gene Vincent, Beastie Boys, ELO, Tribe Called Quest, Butthole Surfers, Mos Def, Ernest Ranglin & Skatalites, Mastadon, Slightly Stoopid, Supertramp, Police, Social D, Roger Miller, John Prine, Mississippi John Hurt, Duke Ellington, Calexico, Radiohead, The Clash, LEONARD COHEN, Devo, Hella, QOTSA, MedeskiMartinWood, GG Allin, Django Reinhardt, Soundgarden, Talking Heads, Buzzcocks, Sonic Youth, The Damned, Del Castillo, JESUS LIZARD, Dead Kennedy's, Pixies, ACDC, Descendents, HANK WILLIAMS, The Cars, Link Wray, Prince, Refused, MC5, TheScreamers, Lightning Bolt, Meat Puppets, KRS One, John Zorn, Big Black, Living Legends, Bad Brains, Cheap Trick, Roots, Meteors, BOB LOG III, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Pogues, Wesley Willis, Maytolls, Eddie & Showmen, Mondo Generator, Neil Young, Joe Maphis, Fugazi, Big Bill Broonzy, Deerhoof, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Super Chikan. --is this enough?!*!?
ANYTHING w/ Julia Roberts!!!!(jk)Officer Byrd and Martinez movies...Any John Waters(Pink Flamingo, Pecker...), David Lynch(Wild at Heart, Blue Velvet, etc...), S. Kubrick, J. Jarmusch(Deadman, Midnight Train), Akira Kurosawa, Wes Anderson, Last Picture Show, Repoman, Adam Sandler, Once Were Warriors, Real Men, Chris Farley, Bill Murray, Jack Nicholson, Total Recall, Harley Davidson and the Malboro Man ...documentaries on surfing, skateboarding, dirt bikes, bmx, and mountain bikes, Pootie Tang, Drugstore & Urban Cowboy, Fletch, Crash(not the new one/haven't seen it yet), Raising Arizona, West World, Red Rock West, Waynes World, American Movie, BIG BAD LOVE, CITY OF GOD, and ANY PATRICK SWAYZE!!! - also horror and sci-fi movies!!!
TRAILER PARK BOYS!!!!, Minor Accomplishments, Mr. Show w/ Bob & Dave, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Kids in the Hall, Colbert Report, Tales from the Crypt, Strangers w/ Candy, Upright Citizens Brigade, Curb your Enth., Twilight Zone, Cartoon network and South Park, Discovery, Hitchcock, Twin Peaks, Drop In, Dexter!!!
ANY DANIELLE STEELE!!!-(joking c'mon), CHUNKLET, J. Kerouac, W. Burroughs, C. Bukowski, V.Nabokav-(Lolita), Larry Brown, William Blake, BARRY HANNAH, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Ayn Rand, Marquis De Sade, Divine Comedy, old FLIPSIDE "zines", John Steinbeck, The Count of Monte Cristo, Frank Abagnale JR.(Catch Me If You Can)-(FUCK THE MOVIE, READ THE BOOK...It was my favorite when I was a kid!!!).
Frank Booth, Patrick Bateman, Wilford Brimley, Bruce Leroy, Steve Brule, Michael Landon, Larry Bird, Pootie Tang, Larry David, Sho-nuff!!!, Stephen Colbert, Mr. Peppermint, Frank Abgnale Jr., Joe Meek, Lenny Bruce, Danny Elfman, Sheldon Brown, Zach Galifianakis is quite the silly, Dabney Coleman, Principal Onyx Blackman!!!