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Dr. Byrd says...

TOO MUCH QUESO ON THE BRAIN!!!!!

About Me

I like watching people fall down........................................................ ............................................................ ........................I communicate soley through myspace, so don't call me or talk to me if you see me on the street...................................................... ..........................................................Wh en I'm not groovin' to my headphones, wearing my short shorts, and rollerblading around White Rock Lake........................................................ .......................................................... ............................................................ ..........................................................-Y ou'll find me playing music, traveling, guitar, bass, drums, playing in an experimental surf band(ala' Link Wray/The Mummies/The Bambi Molesters... I love cooking, getting stupid on my dirt bikes and freeride/DJ bike... -til my body no longer works, stick & MIG welding, collecting odd musical instruments, stone sculpting, collecting old sci-fi, horror, and just plain odd video's, inside jokes, D.I.Y. electronics................................................. ............................................................ .... I enjoy SARCASM quite a bit... if you can read between the lines of sarcasm and truth(as to what I write)..... we might get a long... too bad sarcasm doesn't type well. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ I smell of Hai Karate and can quite often be found lurking around, wearing pant suits....................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ...Basically, I'm the type of guy that likes to grab life by the balls and not let go...wait, did I say life? I meant MEN!!!...................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ......Oh, I also enjoy watching ROADHOUSE while I lift weights!.................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................... ..... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds ..

My Interests

I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!!!and...

I'd like to meet:

I'D LIKE TO MEAT YOU!!!...................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ......................................................... ............................................................ ..................................I would also like to meet anybody that wears OR has worn a codpiece.................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ..................................oh, and I guess.... just like everybody else... I am on here to meat and lure unsuspecting 14 year old boys back to my basement lair. I mean, what else?
Take a look at this:
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=344512

Music:

TOM WAITS!!!, Dillenger Escape Plan, Massive Attack, Johnny Cash, The Mummies, Morphine, Municipal Waste, Fantomas, Bambi Molesters, Tomahawk, The Sonics, Primus, Dick Dale, Iron Maiden, Sun Ra, Ventures, Peter Gabriel, GOGOL BORDELLO, Dickless, RHCP, Megadeth, Batmobile, Miles Davis, TOTIMOSHI, Earl Scruggs, Socalled, Voivod, Run DMC, Bill Withers, Oingo Boingo, Manu Chao, Captain Beefheart, Unknown Hinson, Big Lazy, The Sword, Charlie Parker, Toadies, Cramps, Mogwai, Slayer, Nick Cave & Bad Seeds/Birthday Party, Napalm Death, David Allan Coe, Artie Shaw, Helmet, Wilco, NIN, all the classics- (THE WHO, Led Zep, Hendrix) Turbonegro, Chet Atkins, James Brown, WEEN, Parliment, John Scofield, The Knife, Cuban Jazz-(Bueno Vista Social Club, Marc Ribot...), Ministry, Rev. Horton Heat, Man or Astroman?, Van Morrison, Lone Star Trio, Frank Zappa, Django Reinhardt, Gene Vincent, Beastie Boys, ELO, Tribe Called Quest, Butthole Surfers, Mos Def, Ernest Ranglin & Skatalites, Mastadon, Slightly Stoopid, Supertramp, Police, Social D, Roger Miller, John Prine, Mississippi John Hurt, Duke Ellington, Calexico, Radiohead, The Clash, LEONARD COHEN, Devo, Hella, QOTSA, MedeskiMartinWood, GG Allin, Django Reinhardt, Soundgarden, Talking Heads, Buzzcocks, Sonic Youth, The Damned, Del Castillo, JESUS LIZARD, Dead Kennedy's, Pixies, ACDC, Descendents, HANK WILLIAMS, The Cars, Link Wray, Prince, Refused, MC5, TheScreamers, Lightning Bolt, Meat Puppets, KRS One, John Zorn, Big Black, Living Legends, Bad Brains, Cheap Trick, Roots, Meteors, BOB LOG III, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Pogues, Wesley Willis, Maytolls, Eddie & Showmen, Mondo Generator, Neil Young, Joe Maphis, Fugazi, Big Bill Broonzy, Deerhoof, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Super Chikan. --is this enough?!*!?

Movies:

ANYTHING w/ Julia Roberts!!!!(jk)Officer Byrd and Martinez movies...Any John Waters(Pink Flamingo, Pecker...), David Lynch(Wild at Heart, Blue Velvet, etc...), S. Kubrick, J. Jarmusch(Deadman, Midnight Train), Akira Kurosawa, Wes Anderson, Last Picture Show, Repoman, Adam Sandler, Once Were Warriors, Real Men, Chris Farley, Bill Murray, Jack Nicholson, Total Recall, Harley Davidson and the Malboro Man ...documentaries on surfing, skateboarding, dirt bikes, bmx, and mountain bikes, Pootie Tang, Drugstore & Urban Cowboy, Fletch, Crash(not the new one/haven't seen it yet), Raising Arizona, West World, Red Rock West, Waynes World, American Movie, BIG BAD LOVE, CITY OF GOD, and ANY PATRICK SWAYZE!!! - also horror and sci-fi movies!!!

Television:

TRAILER PARK BOYS!!!!, Minor Accomplishments, Mr. Show w/ Bob & Dave, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Kids in the Hall, Colbert Report, Tales from the Crypt, Strangers w/ Candy, Upright Citizens Brigade, Curb your Enth., Twilight Zone, Cartoon network and South Park, Discovery, Hitchcock, Twin Peaks, Drop In, Dexter!!!

Books:

ANY DANIELLE STEELE!!!-(joking c'mon), CHUNKLET, J. Kerouac, W. Burroughs, C. Bukowski, V.Nabokav-(Lolita), Larry Brown, William Blake, BARRY HANNAH, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Ayn Rand, Marquis De Sade, Divine Comedy, old FLIPSIDE "zines", John Steinbeck, The Count of Monte Cristo, Frank Abagnale JR.(Catch Me If You Can)-(FUCK THE MOVIE, READ THE BOOK...It was my favorite when I was a kid!!!).

Heroes:

Frank Booth, Patrick Bateman, Wilford Brimley, Bruce Leroy, Steve Brule, Michael Landon, Larry Bird, Pootie Tang, Larry David, Sho-nuff!!!, Stephen Colbert, Mr. Peppermint, Frank Abgnale Jr., Joe Meek, Lenny Bruce, Danny Elfman, Sheldon Brown, Zach Galifianakis is quite the silly, Dabney Coleman, Principal Onyx Blackman!!!

My Blog

Trailer Park Boys(funniest Canadian show since Kids in the Hall)

This is my new favorite show on... we don't get it here in the US... so here are the links to watch for free... I didn't really get into it at first... just like anything you end up really enjoyi...
Posted by Dr. Byrd says... on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:40:00 PST

Funny Thing Happened on the Subway the Other Day

EVERYTHING YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS TRUE   So I'm getting on the Dart Rail the other day....I'm heading toward Plano from downtown, so I've got a stretch.  The train cart comes and it is pac...
Posted by Dr. Byrd says... on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 07:46:00 PST

B-day drawing of myself 10/10/05

CHECK VIEW PICS FOR THE DRAWING OF ME   Last night I was sitting on the patio of the Meridian Room drinking some drinks for my 25th birthday.  I was talking to one of my friends and this guy...
Posted by Dr. Byrd says... on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:32:00 PST

Lame Ass Things About People Who Call Themselves Drummers

Lame Ass Things About People Who Call Themselves Drummers Chunklet Mag. - some funny ass shit worth checking out- by Birdstuff(drummer) from Man...or Astro-Man?  ---If haven't had the fortunate e...
Posted by Dr. Byrd says... on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 03:41:00 PST

Semi Cool Things For a Drummer to Do

More From Chunklet.... Top Fifty Semi Cool Things For A Drummer To Doby Birdstuff from Man...or Astro-Man?drummer for MOAM Like I said before.... If haven't played w/ a drummer......You probably ...
Posted by Dr. Byrd says... on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:31:00 PST

Ozzfest Review

So this is a little late, but I'm bored.  This was the second Ozzfest I've been too. The last one I went to had: Primus, Deftones, Slayer, System of a Down - hard to beat. The new one - Mastadon ...
Posted by Dr. Byrd says... on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 03:37:00 PST

Darwin Awards - Amateur Radio Operator

All of this is True. Accident Report This one needs an introduction, so you won't be lost at the beginning.  This man was in an accident at work, so he filled out an insurance claim.  The in...
Posted by Dr. Byrd says... on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 06:45:00 PST

Darwin Awards -Bizarre Death

This is all true. At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS, President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death.  Here i...
Posted by Dr. Byrd says... on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 03:56:00 PST

My niece gave me this: Life in 1500's

 My niece gave me this: Life in 1500's  - I think she used it for a report so it should all be true.  Then again, she's only like ten years old....  and is a filthy, lying who...
Posted by Dr. Byrd says... on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 01:00:00 PST

Kicked off myspace!?!?

I was recently kicked off of myspace and it will take me a week or so to get my shit back together. Bastards!?*!*??!!
Posted by Dr. Byrd says... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST