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BIG RIG!

QUIT THINKIN AND GIT DRINKIN!

About Me

when i'm not excessively bathing, shopping for the latest in designer duds, working overtime at the office, eating at the finest 6-star restaurants, pushing my prada edition humm-vee to da club to bust some phatt movez, volunteer crime-fighting (against the wars on drugs and terrorism especially), singing choir at inner city baptist churches, benchin 500 while i'm watchin the big game, donating money to feminist causes, and shitting on my mom's dog, i can be found destroying walls, trucks, trains, and most of all, my brain and liver... and, most importantly, hangin out with the goddamn homeeez!

My Interests

pissing, shitting, puking, coming, bleeding, sweating, snotting, spitting, tearing, cheesing, pusing, oozing, flaking, shedding, crusting, stinking, most forms of art.. music that takes control of me.. public intoxication.. trespassing.. breaking an entering.. lewd contact.. indecent exposure.. disorderly conduct.. destruction.. graffitizzitty.. sex.. free shit.. pranxxx.. going 100mph over the speed limit.. jumping off of tall rocks and bridges into water.. falling from the sky with a parachute.. NOT falling off of tall buildings when i'm drunk as fuck tryin to paint some shit..

I'd like to meet:

folks that like to party hard, get tattooed, BIKE!!!, play and listen to hard/fast music, artists, jokers, vandals, thieves, media pirates, other deranged perverts and freaks...P.S. NO FUKKING FAKES OR FLAKES. FOR FUKKING REALZ.

Music:

black flag.. pig destroyer.. dying fetus.. ASSUCK.. napalm death.. S.O.D... broken.. discordance axis.. undying.. social infestation.. THE MELVINS.. dead kennedys.. anal cunt.. terrorizer.. skit system.. fucking SLAYER.. converge.. nile... REGURGITATE.. cannibal corpse.. driller killer.. charles bronson.. f-.. nasum... misery index... decapitated... neurosis.. deicide.. suffocation.. cryptopsy.. akkolyte.. catheter... disrupt.. destroy.. code 13.. waking terror.. dropdead.. botch.. resign to fate.. forever mourn.. lightning bolt.. black dice.. hella.. beethoven.. vivaldi.. philip glass.. wu-tang.. necro.. big L.. company flow.. twista... B.I.G... kool keith!.. james brown.. elvis.. PRUSSIAN BLUE.. al green.. G. G. ALLIN IS GOD

Movies:

THANATOR I AND II... cool hand luke.. the loveless.. the true story of frankenstein.. easy rider.. catch 22.. story of ricky.. terror firmer.. ninja scroll.. naked blood... pretty much anything troy downloads and saves after watchin once.. all gore and/or bike-porn..

Television:

sounds beautiful when you smash them through a car windshield from a ten story rooftop. right HELPS! otherwise... TETRIS AND GALAGA..seinfeld, adult swim, ren &stimpy, beavis and butthead, addams family, munsters, wonder showzen!, max x (muted), DATING SHOWS FUKKING RULE, jeopardy, family feud, fear factor, UFC, boxing, NFL, NHL... SHIT! i used to never watch TV.. ughh..

Books:

does a really thick issue of hustler count as a book? the brail bible rendered in a dead whore's rotting skin...

Heroes:

SATAN, Hugh Hefner, J. W. Kittinger, Pirate Captain Bellamy, Robin Hood, Tom of Finland, Ronnie Dobbs, Teen Wolf, Booger, Beavis, Garth, Ted, Snake, Joe Dirt, Uncle Jesse, Luke Perry, Patrick Swayze The Fonz, and Wolverine apparantly...

My Blog

first blog.. might as well be fukkin stupid

PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT MYSELF PLEEEEEZ!!!!! 1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 2. How long have you known me? 3. When & how did we meet? 4. What was your first impression?...
Posted by BIG RIG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST