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Jana Montana

If you can't handle me at my worst, than you don't deserve me at my best

About Me

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
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I'm in a lonely room
Hank Williams sings the Lovesick Blues
Winter's walking up the avenue
And I ain't seen the sunshine since the 6th of June
But I tell you this
Don't call the doctor, I'm gonna get better
Don't run for the priest, I'm gonna find some faith
Just because I burned my bible baby
It don't mean, I'm too sick to pray
I'm in a crowded place
But I can't recognize a single face
They say the thrill is in the chase
Well I ain't got the legs, ain't got the legs
To run that race
But I tell you this
Don't call the doctor, I'm gonna get better
Don't run for the priest, I'm gonna find some faith
Just because I burned my bible baby
It don't mean, I'm too sick to pray
They say I made my money messing up young minds
I stooped the congregation and left them crying in the rain
Yea left them with their pain
Exit your boy with his ill-got left them crying in the rain
Yea left them with their pain
Exit your boy with his ill-got pain
Exit your boy with his ill-gotten gains
Well the blood runs deep and the blood runs cold
As the knife slits so another sucker is born and thrown into this world alone
The doctor came knocking, wasn't nobody home
Better burn a candle light
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The Christian God only has followers in those countries where the Roman empire had direct or secondary influence. Where Muhammad was the prophet they do not recognize the triune Christian God. Where Buddha was the prophet they recognize neither of those. So wherever you are on earth, whichever of those three major notions you adhere to, 2/3 of the world is excluded from your Gods favour.
I embrace randomness! If you're not blonde and skinny, you learn to develop a personality REAL quick-like. I'm a reformed punk rock chick! I used to stick my middle finger in the air and punch lots of people. :) Now I just want to cook everyone food and kiss boo-boos ;) I don't watch the spelling channel for god sakes, so gimme a break. I also have this bad habit of speaking my mind. And whatever happened to Billy on Who's The Boss? He was a cute kid. I'm a conflicted person, who is constantly going through stages. Last week it was the Reggae and asperagus phase.

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My Interests



Music. Baseball. Pink Champagne. Real estate. Theatre. Politics. Religion. Fitness. Day Dreaming and attempting to stay focused. Funny People. Life.

I'd like to meet:

Seriously, if you're a dumbass band from Atlanta, or some Gothic model, or some dude who wants to "holla". Please don't. Thank you.... that being said.....
My father 40 years ago. My nephew when he comes in to his own in ten years. My grand parents. Officers of my grandmother's camp. Myself at 13, myself in 40 years.You, unless of course I've already met you. Which doesn't matter because I wont remember anyway, so it would be nice to meet you again."I'd rather live with questions I can't answer than with questions I can't ask" (or answers I can't question)--Jan GroenveldI want to meet this man, because I truely HEART him

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Music:

Geesh, asking me my favorite band is like asking someone which child they love the most. I love hard driving music. All things rock, good beats. Metal up your ass Some of my favorites though: *Queen* *The Cult* *Marilyn Manson* *System Of A Down* * Coheed and Cambria* *A Perfect Circle* *The Cure* *HIM* Ray Charles* *Ill Nino* *La Cuna Coil* *Iron Maiden* Musicals. That's right I said musicals. Suck it! Keep on rockin in the free world. And for those about to rock, I salute you! Which rockstar are you like?
Alice Cooper....You come across as having a twisted creative mind and a liking for the dark. You are dark and mysterious. You also have a very strong moral outlook on life and are quite smart. Probably a good person with a wild side or a wild person with a good side. Either way. You can be entertaining without using substances either.
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Movies:

6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon anyone? I watch ALOT of movies. From old to new, I like ALOT of movies so it's hard to narrow them down. I tend to prefer horror movies though. I LOVE a good scary movie. I'll admit I sit through a scary movie with my fingers in my ears. I also love those artsy foregin films with a conscience. I've narrowed down some of my favorites, in no particuilar order: The Outsiders, Donnie Darko, Beyond Borders, La Bamba, Goonies, The Never Ending Story, Girl Fight, The Sandlot, Rebel Without a Cause, Giant, The Color Purple, Jaws 3, Full Metal Jacket, This Is Spinal Tap, The Breakfast Club (I swoooon over Judd Nelson), West Side Story, Lord of the Flies, Lost Highway, Maria Full of Grace, Jean De Flourette, and Manon of the Springs.My favorite movie of ALL time though, is Cabin Fever!! Anyone you has ever been to my house for an "after party" knows that's the first movie going in to the DVD player.

Television:

LOST, Letterman, ummm and sometimes infomercials for air purifiers and junk

Books:

All things Michael Chrichton.

Heroes:

Anyone who has does something phenomenal outside the norm.People who wash their hands after going to the bathroom

My Blog

My Dads death

An update..... my dad passed last night. My mom said that my dad asked the nurse to put him on his side so he could sleep better and he passed in his sleep. I think it's rather fitting that he would g...
Posted by Jana Montana on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:05:00 PST

Blogging about Daddy

If you've never met my dad you've missed knowing a great man. Two weeks ago he had a massive heartattack, congestive heart failure, I believe is the more polite way of saying it. I've just always ta...
Posted by Jana Montana on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST

"Grindhouse"- an average movie-goers critque

First of all, kudos to Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino for creating something different to go to the theatre for. This two-in-one movie experience was a nice throwback to the vintage Grindhouse...
Posted by Jana Montana on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST

Tip# 91. Don't run on a treadmill while watching COPS

So you know on the tv show COPS, when there's a car chase and the car camera bounces all over the place, then the car crashes and the camera guy jumps out and runs? You know the bouncing from their ru...
Posted by Jana Montana on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST

Lucas

So I was giving Star Wars some thought today. Don't ask why. But I got to think about George Lucas the creator. I think it's odd that his main character in the original trilogy was Luke Skywalker, or ...
Posted by Jana Montana on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:30:00 PST

We did not have a falling out or falling down & I Hate Fall Out Boy

No Sienna and I did not have a "falling out". She's deleted her Myspace because she's way cooler than the rest of us losers who waste our time on it. She may not be my #1 on Myspace, but she's still m...
Posted by Jana Montana on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

I love you but I'm not IN Love with you

"Love" is a difficult word in the English language. It has several versions in other langauges. Like: I may say "I love Cherry Cola", "I love what you did with your hair". I've learned it's possible...
Posted by Jana Montana on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

I was invaded, I kinda liked it

Inland Invasion show was fantabulous. On the bill were Atreyu, Buckcherry, Rise Against, Avenged Sevenfold, Papa Roach, 30 Seconds To Mars, Muse, Alice In chains, and Guns In Roses. I missed Atreyu a...
Posted by Jana Montana on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST

Bless women

I am so excited to be living in this day and age when women can be so powerful. Women remain single by choice. Women shape and mold companies and politics and everything that we as a Judeo-Christian s...
Posted by Jana Montana on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:56:00 PST

Vacation in Hawaii with my 1400 cousins *PICS*

So I'm back from my Hawaii trip. Holy cow! I ADORE Hawaii. Here are some pics. Enjoy. Be jealous, it's okay ;). My appologies about the sizing of some pictures. I havent a clue what's going on with th...
Posted by Jana Montana on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:29:00 PST