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~*~*iroK*~*~

I'll give you everything, but me...

About Me


Im a simple girl, easily amused and easy to please. I can have fun doing just about anything and I always make the best out of any situation. I have the most amazing friends and family in my life. My best friend Kelly is seriously the greatest person you could ever meet. Which means, My best friend is WAY better then yours. You should be jealous.
Im a total dork, I say and do stupid things just to make people laugh. Don't underestimate me, I'm really not as dumb as I put on. I'm a watcher not a talker, I learn more that way. I despise shopping but bring me to a store with purses and I am in heaven. I probably have more purses then anybody you know, Seriously. I have an insane amount of Lip Gloss in every purse I own. It's not normal. I'm random as hell, so try to keep up. My best friend and I speak our own language. Don't bother trying to figure out what the fuck we're talking about, we're the only 2 that speak Kellorian ;o)~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
........Random tid bits' about me..........
Addicted to: *Purses* *Lip gloss* *Vegas* *Concerts* *The Beach* *Hoodies* *Music* *Midnight trips* *Text messaging* *Laughing* *Road trips* *Black* *Tattoos* *Piercings* *Pain* *Guitar Hero* *Rock Band*
Hate: *Liars* *Anybody that hurts my friends* *Fake people* *Drama* *Shit talkers*
Love: *My parents* *My friends* *My life* *My bed (haha)* *Jagermeister* *Friendly people* *Tattoos* *School* *Honesty* *Rain* *Tattooed White Boys*
Never: *Have been a morning person* *Can stay mad* *Let anybody know they hurt me*
Always: *Put my friends before myself* *Give everybody the benefit of the doubt* *Smile when im sad, *Laugh at the cheesiest things* *Try to do my best*
Collect: *Horseshoes* *Belt buckles* *Frogs* *Hippos* *Anything with stars* *Future ex husbands (haha j/k)*

My Interests

Music, Bands, Vegas, Beach, Camping, Caddys, Tattoos, Concerts, Vegas

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I listen to a little bit of everything... Some favorites are... Cold, Disturbed, Korn, Dope, Lit, Alien Ant Farm, Sugarcult And of Course, Supporting the local music scene.

Movies:

Haha total 80's dork, Goonies, Porkys, Girls just want to have fun, Revenge of the nerds....Newer stuff includes Road Trip, American Pie, really any comedy or horror and Porn haha Not your typical chick flick kinda gurl

Television:

Don't watch much tv, but I am a total Grey's anatomy whore. I love Viva la bam, Rob and Big, Dog the bounty hunter, Rock of Love...Pretty much anything on TLC, Discovery or A&E ...Told ya I'm a dork!!

Books:

The ones with pictures ;o) And true crime books

Heroes:

My Parents

My Blog

It’s a boy!!

A while ago Staci and I went to Dave and Busters and they had one of those gene machines so we could see what our future child would look like.Obviously, we had to do it.So, thinking 'lets see ho...
Posted by ~*~*iroK*~*~ on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:23:00 PST

Some things are so much bigger then we are

Please do whatever you can to help out Allen. Re post this, Donate, Research, Volunteer, Spread the word, Anything. LA BOXING TO HOST "ALLEN SHELLENBERGER KO BRAIN CANCER FUNDRAISING EVENT" ON SATURDA...
Posted by ~*~*iroK*~*~ on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:19:00 PST

Eff You Mars Inc.

Fuck You Mint crunch M&M'sFuck you for being crunchy and minty and delicious and my new most favorite candy. I don't like candy, But I love you, What the hell? Fuck you Mars candy company for maki...
Posted by ~*~*iroK*~*~ on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:58:00 PST

All I know anymore

Is that I am super lucky to have a friend like Kell. Seriously. I had a mini breakdown tonight. I think everything just finally caught up with me. Work, surgery, men, this goddamned cold that won...
Posted by ~*~*iroK*~*~ on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:29:00 PST

Holy sickness batman

I'm so over it. Seriously. I never get sick. I blame the hospital and the stupid fucking parents that don't teach their children to cover their mouths when they're hacking all over the place. Eff them...
Posted by ~*~*iroK*~*~ on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:10:00 PST

Dear person who keeps sending me pictures of your penis;

It's not attractive, Please stop. It all started about 2 months ago. And at first, it was funny. I studied you for a while and realized; I don't know this penis or whomever it belongs to. So, I tell ...
Posted by ~*~*iroK*~*~ on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:43:00 PST

When exactly

Did men become such morons? Really, I can't help but think that maybe, just maybe the stupid fucking comments they make work sometimes. Maybe the hey baby's wanna fuck or the you're hot you made my di...
Posted by ~*~*iroK*~*~ on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:37:00 PST

What I’ve learned

From online quizes: I'm a Regional Genius with an IQ of 132 I fall in love with people that will never love me back I'm an Altruist. (apparently the Genius thing didn't kick in on that department, sin...
Posted by ~*~*iroK*~*~ on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:37:00 PST

Blow Job Etiquette haha

Blow Job Etiquette (By A Women)1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful.3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it ...
Posted by ~*~*iroK*~*~ on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:31:00 PST

867-5309

I have a phone phobia. Stupid, I know. But I really do. Yet another lovely reminder of what an asshole my ex was. Pretty much everybody that knows me, already know this about me. Most of you know...
Posted by ~*~*iroK*~*~ on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST