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Dubya

Lord George II of Texas

About Me

Howdy, I'm George! I am the the 43rd President of the United States. I was sworn into office on January 20, 2001 (even though I didnt win the election but my brother Jeb helped me rig it) , re-elected (This time I actually won!) on November 2, 2004, and sworn in for a second term on January 20, 2005. Prior to my Presidency, I served for 6 years as the 46th Governor of Texas, where I earned a reputation for being a conservative nutjob.
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DUBYA
Dis forDignified
Uis forUnforgettable
Bis forBashful
Yis forYoung
Ais forArticulate What Does Your Name Mean?
Miserable Failure Monkey Face
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Channeling Dick Cheney Monkey Face
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Name: President George W. Bush
Birthday: July 6, 1946
Birthplace: New Haven, CT
Current Location: Washington, DC
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Texas Black-Grey
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Texan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cowboy Boots
Your Weakness: Being President
Your Fears: Osama Bin Laden, Canada
Your Perfect Pizza: Whatever Dick wants
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wanna
Your Best Physical Feature: Ask Laura
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Mostly Pretzels
Your Most Missed Memory: Being Able to do nothing...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the Potomic
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger KING
How do you want to Die: In Iraq
Ever been Beaten up: Every day by the media
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: Whenever Dick Smokes
Do you Drink: Before every press conference
Do you Swear: All the time unless Dick tells me to shut up
Do you Sing: In the shower, John Ashcroft sings at press conferences
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: What Happens in Texas, Stays in Texas
Have you Been in Love: With Laura and Dick Cheney
Do you get along with your Parents: My daddy got me all my jobs, my money, and into college!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not since Viet-NAM
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My Interests

Rigging elections, declaring war, making enemies, making myself look stupid, and being a puppet president for my buddy Dick.

I'd like to meet:

Hot Young Republicans, Geroge Washington, Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, & Josef Stalin

Music:

"Hail to the Chief", "Bombs Over Baghdad"

Movies:

"Fahrenheit 9/11", "The American President"

Television:

"Fox News Channel", "American Idol"

Books:

I am illiterate, whatever that means!

Heroes:

My daddy, Jon & Cbass

My Blog

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Posted by Dubya on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:13:00 PST