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Nathan

If dogs were running an underground person fighting ring; would anyone care?

About Me

This page has:1: No songs from artists that you don't care about. (this one is just funny) 2: No videos that makes the page take 10 minutes to load. 3: No backgrounds that make the page impossible to navigate. 4: No links to other sites. 5: No photo montages of people and events that you could care less about. 6: No privacy, this is for the world to see.Enjoy, don't get offended, everything is in good fun.

My Interests

Movies, music, writing, working out, comedy, satire, Bears football, White Sox baseball, reading, history, bowling, softball.

I'd like to meet:

Uh.....if you know Shakira, send her my way.

Music:

Guns N Roses, Metallica, System of a Down, Megadeth, Queens of the Stone Age, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Velvet Revolver, Led Zepellin, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Stone Temple Pilots, The Who, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Beastie Boys, Queen, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Audioslave, Jane's Addiction, Motley Crue, Green Day, Collective Soul, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, U2, Buckcherry, Foghat, Van Halen, Garbage, Blood Hound Gang, The Darkness, Cypress Hill and many more. I mostly like rock and metal. Classical is always good. I'm not really into country and R&B.

Movies:

My top ten films are1. Apocalypse Now 2. Taxi Driver 3. A Clockwork Orange 4. Goldfinger 5. The Godfather 6. Braveheart 7. Die Hard 8. Robocop 9. Psycho 10. Raiders of the Lost ArkHappiness, American Beauty, Fight Club, Die Hard 2, every James Bond movie, Three Kings, Se7en, Evil Dead 1,2 and 3, Night, Dawn and Day of the Dead, Dead Alive, Manchurian Candidate (original), Full Metal Jacket, Heat, Once Upon a Time in America, Goodfellas, Vampires, Das Boot, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Under Siege and many more.

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Prison Break American Dad. The Sopranos is sadly over. Let's bring Beavis and Butthead back.

Books:

The Good Book, American Psycho, Misery, Fight Club, Different Seasons, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, The Shining, The Green Mile, The Hunt for Red Ocrober, Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger Goldfinger, The Sum Of All FearsCurrent book in progress: With Remorse by Tom Clancy

Heroes:

God, my parents, Fred Rogers, Ron Paul George Carlin, Howard Stern, Axl Rose, Frank Thomas.

My Blog

Walmart kicks ass!

I had to visit a Walmart for the first time in 6 years yesterday.   I don't count the Walmart in Panorama City either, that's more of a war zone than a Walmart, it's dirty and trashed. ...
Posted by Nathan on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:07:00 PST

White Sox 2008

Well, the White Sox season ended today as they were defeated 6-2 by the Tampa Bay Rays.   The White Sox overachieved this year and no one (except me) saw this.  They were originall...
Posted by Nathan on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:26:00 PST

The Truth Exposed

Facts!   1: There is no Bigfoot 2: There is no Lochness Monster 3: No one can see the future 4: No one can move things with their minds 5: We landed on the moon 6: Elvis Presley is dead and has b...
Posted by Nathan on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:10:00 PST

With Bells On?

Why is it that whenever you send or get an Evite that someone has to reply "with bells on!!!"?  What does this term even mean?  I looked it up and it means something about a court jester sho...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:46:00 PST

Top 100 albums of the last 25 years

Entertainment Weekly recently published an article of the best 100 albums of the last 25 years.  It was obviously and of course VERY flawed.   Amy Winehouse Back to Black at 7?  Fu...
Posted by Nathan on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:38:00 PST

George Carlin

Sadly he died, but luckily I saw him perform in 2005.  He was without a doubt the best comedian of all time.   That was a busy night in 2005, it was game one of the White Sox World Seri...
Posted by Nathan on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:43:00 PST

Lakers collapse and Boston mania

The Lakers really got their asses handed to them in the championship.  I think I watched maybe 5 minutes of the finals; if it's not the Bulls, then I don't care.  Kobe has already won a rin...
Posted by Nathan on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:51:00 PST

The worst movie remakes ever

"It's for people who liked the original, but wish it had sucked." Let's take a loved film and fuck it up big time.  Some prime examples. Psycho:  The original is great, the remake is a shot...
Posted by Nathan on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:29:00 PST

What should have won best picture

I have a back injury and it's almost well, but I still can't go to the gym, go for a run or go out and play!  So here I am stuck to the computer.  Anyway, the Oscars almost never gives the s...
Posted by Nathan on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:00:00 PST

Band that need to reunite and tour

1: Original Guns N Roses 2: Pink Floyd 3: Led Zepellin 4: Creedance Clearwater Revival 5: Cream 6: Soundgarden 7: Talking Heads 8: Original Dead Kennedy's 9: The classic Megadeth lineup 10: NWA 11: Pa...
Posted by Nathan on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:12:00 PST