Welsh accents, breaking my ribs against barriers at concerts, sushi, wandering the alleys of the city, cockroaches, pondering reality and existence, rats and other vermin, rum, downloading shows and films (shhh), burning funds on music, costumes, scabbing money from the floor, hand puppets, throwing granny panties onto the stage, walking through the rain and cold, swing dancing, silently mocking people, not so silently mocking people, travel, money, and the grass on the other side.
I don't really like people. Don't mind rats though. The main reason i'm joining is so my friends can shut the hell up and just add me as another friend on their meaningless list of contacts....you know i really feel like i'm doing people a service, helping others feel they've achieved something in life....yes i do mock you all and don't think i don't hate you.
FYI: if you ever see me in that real world people are talking so much about, please do not aproach me if you
A) Talk in a fake accent (i WILL kill you)
B) Are an old high school aquaintence who happens to see me at work saturday night....i have no respect for you or anyone else who actually pays to get into Twister, and yes i am trying to avoid you and your pink shirted, fake pill popping, red cruiser sculling joke of a life!
C) Dislike MUSE , the only true gods in this and all other worlds.
If you don't fall into any of the above than chances are i'm going to like you.
I'd really like to meet the Watermelon Man.
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I don't know whether to delete this list or what, I'm obviously a fan of music so is there a point in listing? Well I've been offered Iggy Pop's stuffed torso upon he's death as a consolation for maintaining this so here we go...
We Are Scientists, Silverchair, MUSE , the Living End, The White Stripes, Motorace, Franz Ferdinand, The Von Bondies, Does It Offend You Yeah?, Bodyjar, Rocket Science, Frenzal Rhomb, Dungen, The Strokes, Justice, Gyroscope, Metallica, The Pictures, Placebo, Midnight Juggernauts, The Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster, Refused, Led Zeppelin, Interpol, Sunk Loto, The Datsuns, The Drones, Magic Dirt, Queens of the Stone Age, Souls on Board, Oasis, Millencolin, The Smashing Pumpkins, Kings of Leon, The Panda Band, Sons and Daughters, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Infusion, Radiohead, Kaiser Chiefs, The Beatles, Sparta, The Distillers, Jeff Buckley, At the Drive-In, The Camels, System of A Down, Infusion, Weezer, Gerling, 78 Saab, Razorlight, Pulp, Nirvana, The Hives, The Fiery Furnaces, Ikon, Soulwax, End of Fashion, Kasabian, Air, Jebediah, McLusky, Snow Patrol, The Pink Grease, Bloc Party, Little Birdy, David Bowie, D4, Sevendust, Little Red, The Presets, The Sex Pistols, The Mint Chicks, !!!, Cog, Goldfrapp, Jamie T, M.I.A, David Bowie, Cut Copy, The Vines, Betchadupa, Gnarls Barkley, Regurgitator, The Rolling Stones, theredsunband, Spiderbait, Mylo, Digitalism, British India, Louis XIV, The Sleepy Jackson, Eskimo Joe, Ikara Kolt, You Am I, Supergrass, Tokyo Police Club, Bright Eyes, Deftones, Beck, The Doves, Blood Brothers, The Music, Maximo Park , Butterfingers, Iggy and the Stooges, Tom Waits, Talking Heads, The Libertines, The Eagles of Death Metal, Rage Against the Machine, The Butterfly Effect, Mars Volta, Basement Jaxx, Hot Hot Heat, The Cooper Temple Clause, Klaxons, Tool, Shihad, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Art Brut, Babyshambles, The Chemical Brothers, 67 Special, Joy Division, Blur, Bjork, The Clash, After The Fall, Split Enz, The Killers, Wolf and Cub, Faker, The Bravery, Nick Cave, The Dandy Warhols, Something for Kate, Little Red, The Unicorns, Gomez, The Departure, The Faint, Red Riders, Goodshirt, John Butler Trio, Pnau, The Ramones, Outcast, The Black
The 25th Hour, Clockwork Orange, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Shall We Dance, The Matrix, Willard , Tom, Dick and Harry, Pulp Fiction, The Man Who Changed His Mind, Taxidermia, Napoleon Dyanamite, Delicatessen, Metropolis, Hotter than June, Joe's Appartment, Flying Down To Rio, Reservoir Dogs, The Royal Tenenbaums, Bill and Ted, I Heart Huckabees, Wayne's World, Empire Records, A Guide to Recognising Your Saints, Three China Men And A Doublebass, The Ice Storm, Can't Hardly Wait, The Kid, Twin Dragons, Mr Accident (Yahoo Serious is the shizzlest) The Singer Not The Song, I Cento Passi, Edward Scissor Hands, Weird Science
...OK soperhaps I should clarify I'm a bit of a cinephile...
Dr Who, Life On Mars, Black Books, Torchwood, Mad Men, THE MIGHTY BOOSH, Dexter, Teachers, Futurama, IT Crowd, Angel, Invader Zim, Ashes to Ashes, Nathan Barley, Smallville, anything by John Safran, Family Guy, Carnivale.
I love classic sci-fi like Jules Verne and HG Welles. Philosophical pieces and religious based texts. King Arthur, Robin Hood and other mythological legends and the Harry Potter books.
Crispin Glover, Alex Turner, Fred Astaire, The Doctor, Tim Burden, Dirk Bogarde, Matt Bellamy, John Mills, and who could forget the talent and majesty that is....
THE SONIC MANIPULATORRR!!!