The Marlerator - ProfilesArchive

About Me

How do you describe yourself, when your life is in a state of flux? Everything is change. I used to be one person, and tomorrow I'm going to throw that away and start to become another. I am going to become a nuclear engineer in the Navy. 2 years of education to learn how to operate a nuclear reactor, 4 years sailing around the world in a submarine, and then, if I don't die in a horrible misshap, I'll work in a civilian powerplant, earning a ton of money. That's the plan. Some things don't change, though: I am in love with Paula and I enjoy sushi and am a blogging enthusiast and I am immune to poison ivy and I'm not allergic to anything and I am a strong believer in the 5-second rule. I'm an excellent chef and I enjoy writing long biographies of myself. I can get along with anyone, and I occasionally choose to do so. I have a powerful sense of humor, and I can't count the number of times I have said something so offensive I lost literally all of my friends, but then quickly gained a bunch of new ones by being funny, only to tick them off and start all over again.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Oh you know, just the usual: Chinese chicks with bulimia. MySpace spammers with cute pictures of kittens. Rich old men who would like to pay me to have quality time with them, and don't check too carefully when I lie and say I'm 13. Weird Al Yankovic. Myspace spammers with pictures that try too hard to look hot, and aren't. Old schoolmates from Rochester and new schoolmates from Nuke School.

My Blog

Sunday Survey

1. Spell your name without any A's.Edwurd2. Are you single?Yes, "I am just one guy. There are no other guys attached to me. I've always been just the one guy." ---Jerry Seinfeld3. Whats yo...
Posted by The Marlerator on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:08:00 PST

just a survey

1. First thing you wash in the shower?super sexy torso 2. What color is your favorite hoodie?black3. Do you like coffee?eff yeah!5. How are you feeling right now?painfully aware that in just 40 minute...
Posted by The Marlerator on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:02:00 PST

stream-of-consciousness

The fires. Holy frickin crap. I don't think most of the people I know, people out here on the east coast, have any idea what a big deal it is. But it's huge. Over ...
Posted by The Marlerator on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:56:00 PST

Final Countdown to Paula

11 days, 13 hours, 48 minutes. Time has been flying by these last few weeks. I can't believe she's almost here. In her last letter, she mentioned that they spent a week sleeping 4 ...
Posted by The Marlerator on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:16:00 PST

I fixed the typo on question 10, and in the introduction.

I got the following spam questionaire from Megan, who has officially put herself on my pussy list by reposting a long questionaire without answering all the questions. Like question three....
Posted by The Marlerator on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST

Nuke School is Hogwarts.

It is. I mean, you leave your home and your family, fly far away to live in isolation in a secluded school where you study a secret craft you're not allowed to share with the muggles. ...
Posted by The Marlerator on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:47:00 PST

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Posted by The Marlerator on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:44:00 PST

loneliness

I don't complain enough. I really don't. Bink said to me today "Why don't you hate this place more?" I didn't have a good answer. I gave up absolutely everything I have to be here. F...
Posted by The Marlerator on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:38:00 PST

ramblings

I work 12 hours a day, every day, for 7 days in a row, then get 2 days off. But my grades are suffering because I don't work hard enough. I'll have to start coming in early and leavi...
Posted by The Marlerator on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:39:00 PST

Think YOUR job sucks?

Today I was supposed to work from 11:30 AM to 11:30 PM, but not surprisingly they decided to keep us late cleaning, and then give us a speach about not being lazy, so they kept us 'till af...
Posted by The Marlerator on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 11:04:00 PST