I'm the guy that everyone loves in small doses, and the select few tolerates full time. Yes, you heard me: EVERYONE loves me in small doses. You will too; don't worry.
My name is Blake Bowman and I am professional mixed martial artist. You may recognize me from such shows as SpikeTV's The Ultimate Fighter: Team Hughes vs. Team Serra, or from when I was poking me head up yelling through the cage while a real fighter, Cole Miller, was fighting. I'm a pretty simple dude, but have the chance now that someone was kind enough to hand wrap and give me, to make a living and a career out of the one thing that I enjoy: fighting. This living cannot be made without the support of fans. If this is you...thanks. no, really..thank you. I will never, ever be too busy to appreciate my fans, or fans of MMA in general for that matter. At times, I may not be able to respond to your comments and emails, but I promise you that I personally read all of them.
The only thing I enjoy as much as fighting is comedy. I get the only thing that resembles happiness from entertaining people. I suppose that's my "calling" if you will. Whether it's with my fists (or my face and someone else's fists) or my wit and humor, I love to know that people had a better time because of me. If you're a comedy writer, troupe, a fight promoter looking for a guest ref or commentator (yes, I'm awesome at commentating) a fan wanting to say "Hey!" or a company of any kind looking to sponsor me...just shoot a message, I'll read it and get back to you as soon as I can. It may be a while, but just because it says "read" doesn't mean I'm not getting to it in a few days.
That being said....the obligatory "about me" bullshit:
I am brought as much joy by my cynicism as I am happiness. Some of the things that I enjoy making fun of constantly:
-my friends and their short comings
-my own insecurities
-very religious people's beliefs
-emo faggots and their hair
-people that want to brag about how unique of an individual they are, when really they're just Emo
-other racial groups
-white people
-people with more money than me
-pacifists
-on-line gamers
-calling people ugly regardless of how attractive they are
I suck at double speak, but I'm a great word smith. Go figure. Sometimes I read books just so I look smart; I really like the newspaper though. I'm always down for a political debate, even though I rarely am defending my views; ditto for religion. I'm an instigator with a good heart but no real emotions. I was born too late...needed to be alive during the era of the "lovable scamp." Chuck Palahniuk's characters are all based on me. I drive within 5 miles of the speed limit. I like to yell and make others uncomfortable.
I also spend too much time contemplating what to write in "about me" sections...so, I'm gonna wrap this up mid sentence. fin
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