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Matt deMille

Coming to you not-so-live from the Mattcave

About Me

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I am comprised of many dimensions but unfortunately people see only a select few. Earthlings have a limited menu for what they can stomach, so I compensate for that in what food I can stomach. Physical metaphors make the best examples as this world is obsessed with the visual medium. I am super-imposed on this reality, seen, but not truly present most of the time (or so it feels). I like it best when circumstances surrounding me allow for additional dimensions to be seen by mortal sight.Defining the limited dimensions that are visible (social and physical) I love bacon. I learn from sources besides TV, newspapers, radio or anything conventional. I thrive on fantasy (superheroes, Tolkien,, etc). I consider clothes costuming and costuming clothes. I can't have enough pizza. I love movies and I refuse to lead a "normal" life (a decision made when I saw Peter Pan--I refuse to grow up in my heart). Medicine, alcohol, peer pressure and electroshock therapy seem to have little effect on me. And, I am not 100% locked into this time-space.I am the Ed Wood of relationships. I am the Nicholas Tesla of games. I am the Weird Al of this entire city block! Beware, foolish mortals! Quake at the smell of my breakfast cooking! Fluffy green rocks lie in your future! And, if you wish to know my serious side, leave a message with my secret agent dogs at a friend's house and they will psychically transmit it to me.

My Interests

In no particular order: Pancakes, role-playing games, writing poetry, jogging, swimming, role-playing games, digging into the truth not covered in conventional history books, pizza, holiday decorating, costuming, anything that has to do with pirates, the Religion of the Jedi Knights, music, medieval fantasy (both historical and fantastical), writing romance, root beer, movies, movies, movies, esoteric studies, ghost hunts, ufology, and courting women with beautiful hearts. Oh, and more pancakes, pizza and root beer.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to hire me for Production Design on a movie or similar project. Hey, check out my Demo Reel! Clips are from "The Gamers: Dorkness Rising" and "Demon Hunters: Orientation Video", both coming soon from Dead Gentlemen Productions. As for other people I'd like to meet, hmmm . . . Jesus, and hear what the man really has to say. Walt Disney, a kindred spirit. Gen. George S. Patton Jr. Major Victory as he is an all around great inspiration. Feedback as he shares the same dreams as I do. Monkey Woman for her sense of crazy adventure and smiles. Other than that, I've already met everyone that I want to, but it's always nice to touch bases with scattered souls from the Waffle Project out there.

Music:

I like pretty much anything except (c)rap. I have a particular fondness for Weird Al, movie soundtracks, classical music and holiday favorites.

Movies:

Well, my friends may lynch me for this, but I like BAD movies. Har! Seriously, I like ADVENTURE movies. Comedy and drama are fine at home, sometimes, but the big screen was invented for Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Pirates and Lord of the Rings. Come on, we all know it. I can appreciate Cassablanca, but I see movies to be entertained and delve into a fantasy world, so bring on Conner MacLeod, Sallah, Santa Claus and hordes of Nazis to get beat up! As for favorites, you know, the REAL classics: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, Dark Crystal, any Terry Gilliam fantasy, any Tim Burton darkness, Pirates of the Caribbean, Goonies, Fantasia, Spider-Man, Batman Begins, Ghostbusters, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Predator, Terminator, Alien, Aliens, Highlander, Patton, Princess Bride, Conan the Barbarian, Army of Darkness, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and of course The Gamers and The Gamers: Dorkness Rising.

My Flixster

Television:

I usually don't watch TV. They took all the good cartoons off, I refuse to watch commercials, and I hate censorship. Really, why does anybody watch TV anyway? Everything on there is on DVD with better reception, no commercials, and all the delightfully colourful profanity. Why let the boob-tube dictate when you can watch something? Gnarf!!! Okay, I do like paranormal and alternate-history documentaries, the Olympics, Justice League/Unlimited, Who Wants To Be A Superhero?, The Tick, Warner Bros. classic toons, and the staring-into-the-fridge channel.

Books:

I write faster than I read, so my favorites are limited: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, George Carlin collections, Hippo Eats Dwarf, How to be a Villain, many mighty Marvel comics, and Calvin & Hobbes. Oh, and I devour books about all things esoteric (UFOs, ghosts, etc.), as they just happen to be the most important things in my life, kinda, maybe, groggle . . .

Heroes:

Most of my heroes are heroes, just as a coincidence, I think. I find inspiration in . . . Santa (the ultimate grandfather), Jesus (the man, not the myth), Warrior (bonus points if you know who he is), Spider-Man (who DOESN'T like the guy?), Weird Al (he never let success corrupt him like it did all the "artists" he "makes fun of"), Superheroes (Monkey Woman, Major Victory and Feedback), Kurt Angle, Bugs Bunny, Gen. George S. Patton Jr. and Rocky Balboa

My Blog

What is it about being good that people dont get?

First, hello to my friends, my true friends. I love you all!Now, on to business. As you may or may not have heard, Christian and I have had a bitter parting of the ways. I figure that's common knowled...
Posted by Matt deMille on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:12:00 PST

Its time to go to war

When sorrows come, they come not in singles, but it batallions . . .Well, "sorrows" may be the wrong word. How about "STRESS" instead? What I have got to be stressed about? Well, I'll discuss that in ...
Posted by Matt deMille on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:10:00 PST

Movie companies suck!!!

I wasn't going to blog about this, but for those of you who read my blogs, I say this: Avoid Yahoo and Fandango. Fuck 'em!Tonight, for the 4th fucking time since August, I have gone to the theater and...
Posted by Matt deMille on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:01:00 PST

Rip roarin’ loaded on orange juice

What happens when I get rip roarin' loaded on orange juice?  I ask myself the great questions of the universe which the great minds of the universe have not yet asked of anyone else in the univer...
Posted by Matt deMille on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:42:00 PST

The new blog (as in, yesterday’s blog being highly edited)

Let's see, what's new in Matt's world?  Besides the New Year, I mean.  Well, LOTS!!!  Read on, if you dare.  You're in for a strange ride . . .Right off the top, it seems a lot of ...
Posted by Matt deMille on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:36:00 PST

I’m a multi-genre man

Hmmm, what a day today.  While everyone else was swimming in egg-nog, going brain-deaf on Christian Christmas music and generally being absorbed by the most assimilating holiday we know, I was . ...
Posted by Matt deMille on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:55:00 PST

Video games and other stuff

Well, I'm thoroughly disgusted. Last night there was a show on called "Rise of the Video Game", a two-hour history. Supposedly. Well, not only was it a mere 1 hour shown twice (and how any studio can ...
Posted by Matt deMille on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:04:00 PST

Mix George Carlin with writing medieval fantasy and what do you get?

Well, I haven't blogged in a while.  And since I'm here listening to George Carlin rant, taking a break from writing Fantasia, I felt I'd do a little ranting myself.  So, what's new in the w...
Posted by Matt deMille on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:44:00 PST

Remember, remember, the 5th of November . . .

Well, technically it ain't the 5th anymore, it's 2:54am of the 6th, but it's still the 5th to me.  "V" ain't blowin' anything up today anyway.Hmmm, time passed quickly.  I thought I was on t...
Posted by Matt deMille on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:55:00 PST

Halloween was a blast!

Greetings, everyone!  First and foremost, my bigothanks to everyone who made it to our Halloween party.  It's been a rough year to say the least, and to have a lot of friends around truly en...
Posted by Matt deMille on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:23:00 PST