MEL - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am probably one of the biggest and most conceited assholes that you may ever meet. I have a sardonic and cruel sense of humor--I like making people laugh at others' expenses! Oh well! But deep down, somewhere, I am actually a sweetheart and a very thoughtful individual. I attend Theee Ohio State University and I live my life like a typical OSU student--I procrastinate, binge drink, sleep in class, yet always manage to return the next quarter. When I'm not contemplating on when to start my next assignment, I'm tutoring math and calling my students lazy for not doing their work! Hypocritcal? Possibly. Oh Well! Currently I am taking up Aeronautical and Astronautical Engineering, and this summer, I had the honor of doing research under my professor! My internship was sponsored by the graduate school and my coordinators did an excellent job of brainwashing me into earning a Ph. D. So you think my head is big now.... Wait until I make you call me Dr. Mel. And if you don't like it.... Oh well! So I will be a professional college student (suddenly Kanye West's debut has a whole new meaning), work in industry for a few decades, then become a professor. Dr. Mel's going to make a difference! After all that, I will retire so that I can sleep.

My Interests

lesbians, sleep, Apple computers, best friends, alcohol, walking around the house naked, open minds, doing the "quote fingers" gesture, aerodynamics and fluid mechanics, food, simplicity, the cool people who know what pop is, equilibrium, laughing when (other) people hurt themselves, drivers' licenses, Chap Stick, cell phones because they not only store numbers but also because they have calculators and alarm clocks, smiles, intellectuals, palindromes, anything random, reminiscing, singing along with commercial music, sudoku puzzles, elevators, staring at fire, meeting new people, situational irony, shopping, Agnostics and Atheists, teaching calculus, Djarums, inside jokes, realists, digital cameras, popped collars, liberals, cuddling, fat asses, consideration, bubbles, practicality, dancing, getting head, sun glasses, electronic dictionaries, hoes, sarcasm, finding money, trivia, receiving a phone call and seeing that special person's name is on the caller i.d., pretty rainbows, long lists

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to get in contact with really old friends or really hott lesbians or really old friends who happen to also be really hott lesbians! Femmes, of course. But I'm always open in getting to know new people! And I don't know how myspace works, but if you don't know me, don't fuckin request me as a friend. I don't care to have hundreds of friends and I reeeaaally don't give a shit about hearing your music! I do love reading and replying to strangers' messages and after we chat for some time, I'll add you up--but don't think you're going to stop by, not say hi, yet get your desires to be on Dr. Mel's page entertained. I'm a bitch, I know. Oh well!

Music:

I love rap and R&B! Kanye West, Lil' Wayne, my nigga T.I., and John Legend are probably a few of my favorite artists now. I think Ne-Yo is lame, but his cd is my shit. I just like commercial music--anything with a video that I can dance to in the club.

Movies:

I don't really have any favorite movies, just favorite genres. I love Black comedies, scary movies, and some action films. I can do without "chick flicks" tho.

Television:

I'm actually on the internet more than I watch tv. I guess I watch BET the most. MTV and VH1 are ok too. Oh yeah, I watch Nickelodeon to catch Roseanne and I like the plastic sugergy stuff on the Discovery Health channel.

Books:

I hate reading. I couln't begin to tell you the last time I read a book for fun--hell, for class!

Heroes:

My mother is my hero, hands down! Single Black female taking care of her business (and me of course). I love you, Mommy! Thank you for being so accepting of my (homo)sexuality and for putting me through college.