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Lil Platinum

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My Interests

golf, politics, hold'em, baseball, sex, video games, college football, college basketball, literature, philosophy, hip hop, alcohol, law, foreign policy, remedying my constant boredom, classical liberalism, secular humanism, pushing people's buttons

Music:

the white stripes, living legends, the killers, sublime, weezer, kings of leon, kaiser cheifs, beta band, old crow medicine show, the clash, ludacris, franz ferdinand, bloc party, outkast, the flaming lips, johnny cash, the yeah yeah yeahs, dialated peoples, eminem, black rebel motorcycle club, the mountain goats, dre, murs, billy joel, wu tang, rza, gza, the old dirty bza, jay-z, belle and sebastian, norah jones, the pillows, snoop, fugees, aesop rock, lil troy, modest mouse, ryan adams, 50 cent, lil flip, spm, dirty south rap, eric clapton, the walkmen

Movies:

Fear and Loathing, Pulp Fiction, In the Company of Men, Tombstone, Boondock Saints, Swingers, Made, Tombstone, Casino, The Jerk, Blazing Saddles, Battle Royale, Azumi, Versus, Unforgiven, and a few hundred others.

Television:

Simpsons, Longhorn Sports, Astros Games, Yankees Games, Any game the Red Sox are losing, Adult Swim, South Park, Sopranos, Deadwood, Arrested Development, The Office (british), Rome, Trailer Park Boys, House

Books:

The unbearable lightness of being, the Book of Laughter and Forgetting, Slowness, Farewell Waltz, Heart of Darkness, Brave New World, Anarchy State & Utopia, The Corrections, The Dark Tower, Catcher in the Rye, The Wheel of Time, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Confederacy of Dunces, stephen king, frank herbert, fear and loathing in los vegas, any other hunter s. thompson

Heroes:

Your mom last night.

My Blog

Dress like a German

If you ever wanted to dress like a german, here are some tips: - Trousers must end around your ankles, with an inch or so of sock visible at all times (not only when sitting)- Socks must be as br...
Posted by Lil Platinum on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:58:00 PST

I move out of the gip state on 7/1/07

Holla at your boy before I go hang out with Nazis for a year.
Posted by Lil Platinum on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:59:00 PST

True Story

The other night, while watching the Texas-tamu basketball debacle at the local watering hole, an aggie threatened to sodomize me (quite literally and in an obscene manner I will save my imaginary read...
Posted by Lil Platinum on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooallll

Just kidding, Kickball sucks.
Posted by Lil Platinum on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:37:00 PST

Hookers and Dope

    Thats what my layover in amsterdam tells me.
Posted by Lil Platinum on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:42:00 PST

Time Warner Cable

Time Warner set a new service industry standard recently, apparently in Houston at least they now offer 12 hour service blocks.   Thats right, if you want your cable fixed you can have the conven...
Posted by Lil Platinum on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:57:00 PST

Why is it?

Why is it necessary that every fucking band on myspace feels the need to send me emails as if I care?     Really, you are from austin AND you have a band?  How fucking unique you are, I...
Posted by Lil Platinum on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:06:00 PST

Blogs are Gay

Seriously, does anyone actually read this crap?    The problem with blogs, especially having too many of them, is that if you write too much noone gives a fuck what you are saying.So I will ...
Posted by Lil Platinum on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:29:00 PST