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Victor

THOSE ARE BLUE TOO!

About Me

I live in a giant tower. My office glows all night long. It's a nuclear show and the stars are gone. Elevator, elevator, take me home.

My Interests

Drinking 'til I'm sick and talking to myself.

I'd like to meet:

Already met them.

New friends are always good too, I guess.I also wouldn't mind meeting Matt Groening or Mitch Hurwitz.

Music:

Those Poor Bastards, Stars, Alkaline Trio, the Album Leaf, mewithoutYou, MC Frontalot, Cursive, Placebo, Finntroll, the Cure, Against Me!, Belle and Sebastian, the Murder City Devils, Ryan Adams, Optimus Rhyme, Figurine, the New Amsterdams, Screeching Weasel, the Pillows, Alice in Chains, Outkast, Grandaddy, Explosions in the Sky, Royksopp, Ryan Adams, My Morning Jacket, the Misfits, Reggie and the Full Effect, Metric, Immortal Technique, the Sons of Perdition, Blanche, Rage Against the Machine

Movies:

Roger Dodger, the Royal Tenebaums, Miracle, the Godfather (I and II), Goodfellas, Casino, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Cool Hand Luke, Bottle Rocket, Monster's Ball, Shaun of the Dead, Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, the Karate Kid, the Back to the Future Trilogy, Punch Drunk Love, Better Off Dead, the 25th Hour, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Forrest Gump, the Corpse Bride, Amistad, Mississippi Burning, All the Kings' Men, Pitch Black, Idiocracy

Television:

Mostly documentaries these days, but I do still enjoy the Simpsons, the Office, the Sopranos, Deadwood, Arrested Development, Nip/Tuck, My Name is Earl, Lost, Weeds, Rome, Dexter, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Heroes

Books:

Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Meatmarket, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dexter in the Dark, Friday Night Lights: A Town, a Team, and a Dream, the Milagro Beanfield War, soon to be exclusively LSAT prep books.

Heroes:

My mom and dad, my Grandfather Burnette, Herb Brooks, Mike Bossy, Mario Lemieux

My Blog

I’m disgusted and repulsed and I can’t look away.

The other day I went to the doctor for a checkup and they measured my height. I appearantly stacked up to 6'2.5" I almost punched the nurse in the mouth like she was a man for clearly measuring me hal...
Posted by Victor on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:18:00 PST

Im afraid I just blue myself.

No, really. I did. Because IT'S OFFICIAL!!!! I'm so stoked. I heard rumors, but I thought they were just that. Thank you, Mitch Hurwitz and crew! ...
Posted by Victor on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:11:00 PST

The new Arrested Development???

Everyone should check out It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Lindsay and I picked up the first 2 seasons at Target last week for $9.99 and it's awesome.
Posted by Victor on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:26:00 PST

OH. MY. GOD.

I honestly just wet myself. divmain{overflow:visible;} ...
Posted by Victor on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:27:00 PST

Is there anything Canadians cant teach us?

Appearantly not. Not about the finer points of heroism by biting a horse on its fucking ear, anyway. BTW, this is Kurt Sauter (who also has much to teach us about the finer points of grooming facial h...
Posted by Victor on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:15:00 PST

I have been doing any outstanding job

of saving money. But I simply had to have this.You don't have to say anything.  I already know how jealous you are. ...
Posted by Victor on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:56:00 PST

What did the hand say to the face?

New letters reveal that Mother Theresa doubted her faith. The headline isn't what shocked me. It was the fact that she "feared she was being [hypocritical]." Really, when you're surrounded by all of t...
Posted by Victor on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

This made me laugh ’til I peed...

I hope some of you out there in blogland are peeing a little too:
Posted by Victor on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:58:00 PST

Check your lease, man. Cause you're livin' in <bleep> city!

Somebody else is in the library has "the Final Countdown" as their ringtone. Somewhere, Will Arnett just sneezed.
Posted by Victor on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:30:00 PST

Forgot to mention this earlier

but everyone of you should see the movie "Blood Diamond" because it's absolutely true. And guys, when you propose to your lady friend, you should buy a diamond from the Russian republic of Sakha becau...
Posted by Victor on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:57:00 PST