After Morlocks invaded the sewer sytem, Mutant Hooligans were forced to emerge upon the surface to spread pestilence and disorder amongst society. After living for years on a steady diet of Morphine tablets and Jack Daniels these putrid creatures soon had their brains reduced to ecto-plasm. Known for bringing spoons to gunfights, these filthy villians have, on several occasions plundered local Beer distribution companies. Massive hysteria and panic have led autorities to investigate the strange disapearances of Hot dog stand vendors and NASA Engineers. It is believed that a conspiracy to overthrow the Fortune Cookie industry and to liberate Confuscious from his Cryogenic slumber, has been orchestrated by several members within the group. Authorities advise that these men are armed and extremely contagious...
