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The Kalen Lander Band

what about the Blunt Objects?

About Me

transforming the hood into enchanted woods and your peace of mind into damaged goods

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/25/2005
Band Members: Kalen Lander, TooKanLoveBite, and whoever else lives in my head.
Influences: the compression and rarefaction of air molecules
Sounds Like: a Klingon orgy
Record Label: none
Type of Label: None

My Blog

FALLING lyrics!

Produced by The Kalen Lander BandLyrics by Mr. E & TooKanLoveBite Mr. E:I'm dead&tryin to fly but I'm flightlessMy heart skips a beat then the speed heightens and risesWithout a parachute or any d...
Posted by The Kalen Lander Band on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:28:00 PST

HighLander Lyrics

what if the spliff i hit that shit double fistedit look like mistletoe but it most certainly aint christmasnow sip it and witness, notice the differencetranscend your perceptions kicken down mental fe...
Posted by The Kalen Lander Band on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:11:00 PST

"Moving Sidewalk (too late)" LYRICS

beats & words: The Kalen Lander Band the moving sidewalk doesn't stopon the contrary it bubbles upon the tip of your tounge a troubled spotlick the soul and move alongcuz whats stuck on the bottom...
Posted by The Kalen Lander Band on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:11:00 PST

"TIVO" Lyrics

who inlisted me in interpol? its secretwhile shes applying her mineral lip treatmenti keep it minimal, and if I get defeatedtell the generals to freakin eat my penis!cuz they said "son scrub ya skin w...
Posted by The Kalen Lander Band on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST

"The Lorax" Lyrics

Words and Music by The Kalen Lander BandTooKanLoveBite, nobody eats more snackscuz I'm always hangin round trees like the Loraxthen i fall asleep like a snorlaxstep up in the club n yell "where the wh...
Posted by The Kalen Lander Band on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST

the truth hurts.

nobody can touch me for i've been inside the sunwas i surprised to find is comprised of 0's and 1's?papa smurf coulda told yajesus didn't knoweven though i told that fucker about a month agoalsheimers...
Posted by The Kalen Lander Band on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST

Beaten Over The Head

is coming... lock your doors.
Posted by The Kalen Lander Band on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:04:00 PST