Writing, Art, film, literature, music, history, the living dead, mythology, the mystical, Vampires, Elves, Magic(Magick), Jews (I seem to have Jew-dar), psychology, the dark side of the moon, the human heart, the male (and female) ego, the ID, sex, drugs and rock n roll, trival
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Scotsmen, Englishmen, Irishmen, smoke jumpers, crackheads that live in dog kennels, The Vampire Lestat and Louis, Cary Grant, the guy that sings the pina-colada song, Nicholaus Arson and Howlin Pelle, people with odd yet really boring jobs, anybody that will give me free stuff, Jesus,Tyler Durden, David Sedaris, comic book artists, other writers, someone that would hold my hair back while I puke up barbiturates and vodka, a single Brad Pitt, Midgets!, any stripper or porn star or hooker that wasn't molested or raped, Hunter S. Thompson(R.I.P), Anne Rice, Alexander Dumas, Orson Welles (so I can ask him why Citizen Kane was so fucking boring), David Bowie, anyone that can make me laugh, especially laugh so hard I tinkle like Jon Stewart, Jack Black, Bill Maher, Marc Maron, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg(R.I.P. my man), Slovin & Allen, Dennis Leary, Dane Cook and at least one Sklar, the Smurfs or I'd settle for the second rate cousin the Snorks, Jack Tripper (aka John Ritter R.I.P.) people who practice and respect blunt honesty, any guy who believes he's been "cured" of homosexuality,Eric Cartman, Timmy, Mr. Hat, Mr. Slave, Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King, Butters, Prince Charming, Dr. Frank N Furter, anyone that has the intelligence to be able to ascertain which things I was being serious about...this list is too damn long....
ALL MUSIC!! Blues, jazz, rock, country, classical, reggae and everything else in between before or after, DISCO, THE DOORS, OURS, THE CURE, PIXIES, PRINCE, NICK DRAKE, Michael Jackson, Sugarcult, Stevie Nicks, The Hives, Gotan Project, David Bowie, Marvin Gaye, Van Morrison, Hall & Oates, Fleetwood Mac, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Killers, The Darkness, Ozomatli, Travis Howard, She Wants Revenge, Goldfrapp, Rilo Kiley, Gnarls Barkley, Violent Femmes, The Lashes, The Vacation, ABBA, Queen, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Loretta Lynn, Faster Pussycat, Eagles of Death Metal, Peaches, the incredible moses leroy(the soft.lights), Zepplin, Floyd, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, Nina Simone, Jamiroquai, Jay Z, Eminem, Dr. Dre, "Welcome Back Kotter" Theme, The Black Keys, Black Eyed Peas, N.W.A., Sinatra and Dean, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Leonard Choen, Billie Holiday, The Strokes, Jonny Lang, The Twilight Singers, Jeff Buckley, Elliot Smith, Bessie Smith, Patsy Cline, Aerosmith, Janis Joplin, Garbage, The Ramones, Blondie, Tori Amos, Holly Palmer, Trisha Yearwood, Motley Crue, Sex Pistols, Black Rebel Motor Cycle Club, JET, Bob Marley, Baroque, Bach, Carl Orff, Trichofsky, Motzart, KISS, AC/DC, Eric B and Rakim, EPMD, Bee Gees, Andy Gibb, Village People, Audioslave, Digital Underground, 80's, New Wave, Royal Crown Revue, John Mellancamp, Maroon5, R. Kelly, OutKast, Poe, Garth Brooks (no I'm not kidding),Dwight Yokham, Lauryn Hill, Cheap Trick, Carole King, Angie Stone, Jill Scott, Muse, The Thrills, Aretha Franklin, The Temptations, The Supremes, The Standard, Radiohead, Rob Dougan,Rufus Wainright, Portishead, The White Stripes, The Beatles, Elvis, Norah Jones, Fiona Apple, The Dead Milkmen, Feeder, Fuel, Muddy Waters, U2, Queen, Weezer, Jimi Hendrix, Dolly Parton, American Hi Fi, The Cult, Ash, Starsailor, Robert Johnson, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Diana Krall, House, Trip Hop, George Clinton and P Funk, Buck Cherry, And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead...
(In no particular order) The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sex and the City, BRICK, SERENITY, Superman, Office Space, Superbad, Once, Dark Knight, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Napoleon Dynamite, Sin City, Anything by Tim Burton (except for Planet of the Apes, he can do no wrong for me), Batman (all expect that steaming pile of shit they call "Batman & Robin"), Anchorman, That Touch of Mink-or any Cary Grant movie, Ocean's 11-13, Big Fish,The Station Agent, Le Femme Nikita, Run Lola Run, Near Dark, True Romance, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Blade, The Doors, El Mariachi Trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Some Kind of Wonderful, The Dark Crystal, Love Actually, The Last Unicorn, Dark City, Bladerunner, Any movie with Johnny Depp-Blow, Pirates of the Carribean, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas etc. Neverending Story, Vampire Hunter D, Fight Club, Cool World, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Legend, Labyrinth, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Pootie Tang, A Life Less Ordinary, Donnie Darko, Monty Python, Beetlejuice, Mean Girls, Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Real Genius, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Better Off Dead, Empire Records, Chasing Amy, or anything from Kevin Smith, Reserivor Dogs, The Matrix (only the first one, the rest suck my back) The Lord of the Rings (all three), Fire Walk with Me, Lost Highway, Serendipity, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer or virtually anything with John Cusack, Interview with the Vampire, The Godfather and Part II, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Almost Famous, Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?, Where the Boys Aren't 5
LOST, HEROES, Dexter, The Venture Brothers, Burn Notice, Dancing With the Stars (ballroom dancing kicks ass), So You Think You Can Dance?, Project Runway, Entourage, Ugly Betty, Arrested Development, Bones, Firefly, Angel , Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sex and the City, Real Time with Bill Maher, Carnivale (R.I.P. loved it, it died too young), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Nip/Tuck, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Scooby Doo, Deadwood,Mr. Show with Bob and David, Chapelle's Show, Las Vegas, The Daily Show, Dangermouse, Three's Company, The Smurfs, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Family Guy, Crank Yankers, Doggie Fizzle Televizzle(i just love the name), Bass Fishing LIVE!
Interview with the Vampire and Vampire Chronicles, Naked, Catcher in the Rye, Rimbaud, W.B. Yeates, William Blake, Dylan Thomas, The Witching Hour, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diaries, American Gods, Stardust, Neverwhere, Wicked, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Romance novels, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Riders on the Storm and No One Here Gets Out Alive (Morrisson Bios), Call of the Wild, Glamorama, Less Than Zero, American Psycho, Dr. Jeykell and Mr. Hyde, Lord of the Rings, A Wrinkle in Time, The Narnia Chronicles, On the Road, Fast Food Nation, Where the Wild Things Are, The Way You Wear Your Hat, A Midsummer Night's Dream and Shakespeare in general, Harry Potter, The Odessey, Cyrano de Bergrac, TV Guide, JUGS, Barely Legal
My mom, my sister, my brother Charlie, Jim Morrison, the first person to write-anything ever,TIM CURRY, Homer Simpson, Al Bundy, Jack Tripper, Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandela, Dean Martin and Ol' Blue Eyes, Tim Burton, William Shakespeare, Robert Smith, Hunter S. Thompson, Tim Curry, Anne Rice, Dylan Thomas, Jack Kerouac, Elvis, Lucky Luciano, George Carlin, JRR Tolkien, JFK, anyone ready, willing, and able to kidnap Paris Hilton and force feed her pudding (if you tape it and then sell the tape all over the internet, that's a huge bonus) and this crazy muthafucka here on myspace called Hungwell... he's a silly bitch.