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Cat

I am unevenly constructed of this and that, that which was and is, and some of what will be. I am on

About Me

If history teaches us that destruction is just as creation, and creation more destructive - what do you destroy, and how dare you create?I am a chemical soup, and I'm simmering.

My Interests

Hobo + shanking. The total saturated fat content of my friends. Making fun of jesus. Nubia. Touching other people inappropriately and getting away with it. Irreverence. Delicious in its various incarnations. "Mmmmmmm" in its various incarnations. Liberty. Oh, and being able to fly around the room like a deflating balloon. Man I fucking love that. Little toys that do stuff. Playing the guitar, but only kind of, with like one string and it sounds like crap. Righteous fury about stupid shit. Craving justice like ice-cream. Reading a book when I'm falling asleep and I've forgotten what I just read so I read it again, and then I realize I still don't know what I just read, and then trying one more time, realizing I was thinking about something else and still don't know what the paragraph says, only then realizing I'm too tired to be reading and falling asleep. Nightime + beach. Eerie silence. Giggles. That thing people's eyebrows do when they're wryly amused. The extraordinary violence of old cartoon characters. Places I'm not supposed to be late at night. The taste of the morning mist at 5:17am. Only when I've remained awake to savor it.

I'd like to meet:

A catalyst.

Music:

Somewhere, at this instant, someone is dying an unjust and ignominious death. This may be their only epitaph.

Movies:

I refuse to bow to the idea that one's interests, what one likes, or dislikes, defines their worth. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Television:

I really honestly don't watch very much TV. TV is a valid cultural vehicle, and I'm probably missing something important, but I can't summon the will to give much of a fuck about that.

Books:

constantly. thirstily. I go aimless when I haven't had something worth reading in too long.I should write the way I read.

Heroes:

Christopher Moore, Neil Gaiman, Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Voltaire, Terry Pratchett- These people are not my heroes, but I was thinking about them all when I wrote this however long ago that was. People I admire, I suppose. I feel kind of dismayed that they're all men, but I wasn't considering that at the time.I don't really believe in heroes. I like the idea, but only in a conceptual way. I'm not even sure I know how to 'have' a hero, or if I did, if I'd want to. I keep wanting to be my own hero. Maybe that's the problem.

My Blog

Birthday =)

Thanks for all the birthday well wishing.  Fills me with warm fuzzies. Now all I need is about 90 bats.
Posted by Cat on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:56:00 PST

the greatest song ever written

sung to the tune of 'I need a meow meow feast' (rev.)   I'm just a meow meow beast I need a meow meow feast   Please tell me now now Please tell me how how To get a meow meow feast...
Posted by Cat on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:17:00 PST

smoldering

I am restless in a way that I haven't been for a very, very long time.
Posted by Cat on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:23:00 PST

Um.

So, I think my fucking plant is retarded. His first disadvantage is that he is tiny, and lives inside a plastic bubble.  The plastic bubble thing already qualifies him for 'special' status, and t...
Posted by Cat on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:59:00 PST

Plant Purchase Goes Through

       Cypress - In a stunning development, a tiny succulent plant in a miniature plastic dome was purchased over the weekend.  Un-named witnesses described the plan...
Posted by Cat on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

Wildlife Rescue Cat with Pelican Snatchin' Action!

Pelicans. So, I was at Corona Del Mar state beach this morning, and I was doing things to trim off the soft, when I noticed a flight of pelicans pass overhead and smiled to myself.  I like pelica...
Posted by Cat on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:52:00 PST

I'm starting to get worried.

I'm 28, and my super powers haven't manifested yet. =(
Posted by Cat on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:27:00 PST

Save this, Daylight!

"I don't really care how time is reckoned so long as there is some agreement about it, but I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind....
Posted by Cat on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 02:08:00 PST

dying by inches was so...

is it possible, that in the pursuit of something that is a positive development for yourself, it can demand so much that it damages you? everyone likes to believe that they possess the strength o...
Posted by Cat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah, so..

I quit smoking. I found out something desperately sad about a friend I adore. I don't even know how to react - it's a gut punch kind of thing. No physical death or disease though, for the morbidly ...
Posted by Cat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST