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Well, let's see. I am no longer at 20th Century FOX. I am back at the school as a teacher. I spend a whole lot of time with my girlfriend, Lauren. She is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. We are lucky to have found eachother. I play guitar and sing with the band Abstraction. We like to have fun. On my spare time at work I make video pages of bands that I am a fan of. I have so many, it's crazy. I always put a couple on my top friends so people could easily find the links. Drop me a line and we'll try to hang out, and maybe have a drink or two.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Spikus Gloriosus
Birthday: The day I came out of my Mom's ........ Should I really go into it? I'll spare you guys the details. I do think it is needless to say that it was very painful.
Birthplace: I was led to believe that it was the planet earth. Upon my completion of puberty I started having second thoughts on this matter. The fact that my anus turns into a propeller when I get excited is a dead givaway.
Current Location: A floating mudball in the midst of what you all call the Milkyway. I like to reffer to it as the thing the moon flies around.
Eye Color: Crimson
Hair Color: God has played a cruel joke on me. I was blessed with brains at the cost of my hair.
Height: Tall enough to look down upon you.
Right Handed or Left Handed: This handed.
Your Heritage: This is a topic that I have been questioning since hair started to grow in strange places.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Space boots with springs glued to the bottom.
Your Weakness: Bullets are my only weakness..... Shit!!!!
Your Fears: Waking up with......... wait......... It's just waking up.
Your Perfect Pizza: Human...... tastes of chicken.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to eat the whole thing.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuckballs!!! Your ass can whistle the national anthem?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Unimaginable shrieking.
Your Best Physical Feature: The hair that has grown in strange places.
Your Bedtime: The best time.
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember because I missed it.
Pepsi or Coke: Vons brand cola....
Mc Donalds or Burger King: Del Mc Burger Bell Box
Single or Group Dates: The Romans would have considdered Orgies.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nasty nestea up liptons ass.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate flavored vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Crapaccino nuggets.
Do you Smoke: I'm smokin' right now. I'm so hot....
Do you Swear: Only when I'm serious. I swear it.
Do you Sing: I sing Take me out to the ballgame to the Pope every Wednesday.
Do you Shower Daily: Golden showers are the way to go.
Have you Been in Love: Yes. With my left hand which made my right hand really jellous. I still can't get them to cooperate.
Do you want to go to College: I want to go to College to learn how to throw midgets at Basketball players.
Do you want to get Married: I would but there is that constant struggle with my hands. It may get worse.
Do you belive in yourself: I beleive in World Maggots.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in bed.
Do you think you are Attractive: I seem to attract flies... so yeah.
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah. I totally freak out on healthy people all the time.
Do you get along with your Parents: Only when they breathe.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I hide under my bed.
Do you play an Instrument: I play the lips pretty well.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Rubbing Alcohol. mmmmmmm. Tastey
In the past month have you Smoked: I already told you.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Oxygen....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What's today's date? Sure.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I malled all kinds of people.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I've eaten a box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: See the answer above.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I've staged my own death.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I took a dump. I was dropping it like it's hot.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yeah. In the fountain outside of work. Hot!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole Lauren's breath.
Ever been Drunk: I've eaten a drunk. Does that count?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes. Every Wednesday by the Pope.
Ever been Beaten up: No, but my monkey has. Bad monkey
Ever Shoplifted: Does lifting a shop count?
How do you want to Die: When my heart stops beating.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Old.
What country would you most like to Visit: Antarctica
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: crimson
Favourite Hair Color: Solid
Short or Long Hair: Long hair that looks short.
Height: Tall enough to look down at me.
Weight: Heavy enough to crush you.
Best Clothing Style: Birthday suit.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Oxygen.
Number of CDs I own: Not enough
Number of Piercings: I've pierced my spine.
Number of Tattoos: I tatooed freckles all over the place.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret taking this survey.
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