..."you never fail to let us down" mum......"mmm, you're intelligent but poorly educated" fanny calder......"fuck me, you look rough" woman in caf......"vastly talented rock god who gave it all up to drive backline round london & beyond in battered red van, what humility!!!" me..."jon, i don't think i've ever met a bloke as vain as you" les at builders yard circa 1983... "thats cos you've never met a bloke as beautiful as me old son" me"you are a bad influence" jimmy mac
