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Keifer

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am moving to Fairfax, VA in a couple weeks/I moved to Fairfax, VA from Memphis, TN (I don't want to update this again). I am gunna be living here helping get a new Texas de Brazil up and running for six months (rent free) and then I am getting transfered to Las MOTHER FUCKING Vegas! Thats goddamn right! Everyone start being nice to me now so you can come crash at the pad when I get setup in Sin City. Or if your never nice to me anyway don't start cuz that would be awkward.

My Interests

Gambling
Captain Morgan's
Jack Daniel's
Palma Louca
Ferrets
Acting
Money
Sex, Drugs, Rock in Roll...not necessarily in that order

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet myself in 10 years. Wouldn't it be comforting knowing you were gunna turn out all right? Notice I'm much too cocky to think I'm gunna be a loser. I think that everyone needs a little self love.
Neil Armstrong:
http://filecabi.net/video/Neil_Armstron_Window.html

Music:

Greenday
the Offspring
Nirvana
R.E.M.
Smashing Pumpkins
N.W.A.
Ludacris
Souljah Boi (only the one song dear god)

Movies:

Superbad
Waiting
Bookies
Rounders
Fear and Loathing
Casablanca
The Godfather(s)
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I will watch anything with the following actors/actresses: Denzel Washington, Russel Crowe, Tom Hanks, Johnny Depp, Kevin Spacey, Morgan Freeman, Marlon Brando, Jennifer Annistan

Television:

I don't like t.v. shows you have to follow. I like cartoons and smart sitcoms, I want 20-something minutes of entertainment with recognizable staple characters and I don't want to have to follow plot over 7 seasons. I watch the History channel like it was crack. Stand-up is high on my list, thank you Comedy Central Presents.

Books:

George Orwell is my favorite author. I like books that deal with symbolism and political statements in an obscure way. I can dig other books though and I will probably read a lot more when I get older and slow down but right now I don't have the time. I love mob books; Donnie Brasco, The Underboss, etc. Just great.

Heroes:

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, this dude is retarded smart.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Franklin

You aught to read up on him a bit, he's amazing.

My Blog

Ain’t that a bitch

So, during my whole search for what I believe in, after I realized everything I learned growing up was a crock o shit, I came up with this really interesting philosophical theory that I was going to s...
Posted by Keifer on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:38:00 PST

My Argument With My Sister

I just had a reasonably decent conversation with my older sister who is an ex-catholic but still a persistent Christian.  It took a turn for the worse at the very end when I was almost about to e...
Posted by Keifer on Wed, 21 May 2008 01:20:00 PST

Snowboarding

I told you I learned to snowboard!  Oh and I know the video is kinda gay but ...fuck off. ...
Posted by Keifer on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:31:00 PST

A little depressing conversation about Friends

Posted on my friend Lauren Scheatzle's myspace blog found here:http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view& amp;friendID=62428115&blogID=302472090&indicate=1Inc luded here is her orig...
Posted by Keifer on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:03:00 PST

I would just like to say...

From: dom rocks socksDate: 29 Feb 2008, 03:47 PMokay.. so i always have really fucked up dreams that make no sense, they never do. so about two nights ago i had a dream with you in it. me, you, and je...
Posted by Keifer on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:00:00 PST

Snowboarding is hard as shit

    If anyone ever tells you snowboarding is hard as shit, sister, he ain't lying.  I almost broke my arm, I could only slide in the position you are supposed to be (standing) for ...
Posted by Keifer on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:37:00 PST

Holy Crap this store is slow

I may not be paying any rent or utilities to live up here, but this store is slow as shit.  I'm not making crap so far.  They say it's been a bad week but I don't have anything to judge it o...
Posted by Keifer on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:43:00 PST

What’s going on with me

I realized that I am going to be writing an assload of bulletins to update everyone on my status, it makes me feel closer to you guys, so instead I decided to start a blog and write in it every once i...
Posted by Keifer on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:39:00 PST

Troubleshoot Guide to fix possible drinking problem

First things first. Please make sure your printer is working so that you may print this guide and put a small copy in your wallet for the next time there is a situation. If your are experiencing probl...
Posted by Keifer on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:49:00 PST

Fuck off

The Fucking Disclaimer If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you. Uses of the word Fuck FUCK is an international word. It does...
Posted by Keifer on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST