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Ejucated Guy

I'm bring-ing sex-y baack...YEAH

About Me

I try to keep people laughing. I frequently overstep what some refer to as "the line". I'm a real estate professional by day, and part of a local improv group by night. I failed my first driving test and failed my motorcycle written test 3 times before passing. I've been in a hot air ballon. I've never been stung by a bee or wasp. I used to be Chuck E Cheese. I've never broken a bone. I hate country music. I can cook, but I hate that too. I love Burger King coffee and the smell of gasoline. I remember weird things, like long numbers. My friends call me Rainman. Yet, I'm not so good with remembering dates (like girlfriends' birthday's).

My Interests

Improv Comedy, guitar, listening to music, making money & playing poker (those go hand-in-hand for me)

I'd like to meet:

anyone...really. (except the skanky girl who keeps requesting to be my friend)

Music:

Marjorie Fair, Snow Patrol, Dakona, Strange Celebrity, Guster, Coldplay, Weezer, Splender, U2, Jimmy Eat World, Justin Timberlake, Dishwalla, The Killers, Keane, Eve 6, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, Better Than Ezra, Guster, Sister Hazel, Switchfoot, Vertical Horizon, Michelle Avery, Wallflowers, LifeHouse, Goo Goo Dolls, Bare Naked Ladies, Crash Test Dummies, 3 Doors Down, Tonic, Dave Matthews, Fastball, Maroon 5, Staind, Harry Connick Jr, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Nickelback, Collective Soul

Movies:

Let's focus on BAD movies: Benchwarmers, Starship Troopers, Zoolander, Lost in Translation, Cabin Fever

Television:

The Simpsons, Last Comic Standing, Who's Line is it Anyway, 24 (when I can watch it)

Books:

The Gospel According to the Simpsons, Blink, Blue Like Jazz, The Action Hero's Handbook...yeah, I don't read much. Ironic, since I worked for a publisher for more than 5 years.

Heroes:

Anyone who's honest, loyal, and authentic.

My Blog

Property in Colorado

Please don't forget I'm always here if you are thinking about buying or selling your property in Colorado. As a professional Colorado Springs REALTOR, I can help you start the process of finding a sin...
Posted by Ejucated Guy on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:07:00 PST

a great network for professionals!

You can find great local Colorado real estate information on Localism.com Toby L Lorenc QSC is a proud member of the ActiveRain Real Estate Network, a free online community to help real estate profess...
Posted by Ejucated Guy on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

blog

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Posted by Ejucated Guy on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:57:00 PST

check it out

my new real estate blog needs some company: http://www.homecolorado.blogspot.com/
Posted by Ejucated Guy on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:34:00 PST

Ready for a move!

Well, it's official - I'm making a transition in my real estate career.  I'll still be working for RE/MAX Properties in Colorado Springs, but I'll be working for the peakdream.com team.  The...
Posted by Ejucated Guy on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:25:00 PST

Do you know someone who wants to buy or sell a home in Colorado Springs?

I know - it's shameless self promotion....but you opened it didn't you?!?! Anyway, I'm always looking for referrals if you know someone who is looking to buy or sell a home in Colorado Springs. Check ...
Posted by Ejucated Guy on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:55:00 PST

The Real Blog

Yeah, I don't really feel like maintaining two blogs, so go check out:Ejucated Guy
Posted by Ejucated Guy on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:45:00 PST