I like it when things around me are steeped in trickery or tinged with eEvil Ink....
I like when people say, "ready when you are" and "me too." I never learned how to tell time. I don't believe this nonsense that the world is round. I have not washed my hands since 1983!(of political crimes)
I like strolling down to the market with my cane out-streching my striding gate as I inhale my red carnation festooned to my silky lapel.
The local fruit stand I once pilfered from as a child has new owners now and they're always happy to see me. The sun sometimes winks at my shiny shoes and the bees divide and leave me be.
My fists never appear before man, woman nor beast- only upwards to the continuing dawn of paradise lost. No single man to blame but all men disguising themselves under mankind.
Beware foe! tis true the idle fists! If taunted, they will unfurl to rope and fast swirls of entanglement 23 skidoo! For you see, in the pursuit of my well being, if you have crossed eEvilyn Diddly Scott, you may find yourself neatly cocooned to a railroad track!!
Other than that, I like kittys, lollys and balloons on a stick.
eEvil Ink Design
started in 2003 on the rusty shores of Silver Lake, California.We sell Break-Up Cards, Hook-Up Cards and unHoliday cards such as "Drunk Santa" and t-shirts...
We noticed that there weren't very many smart-ass t-shirts in the world so we decided to be the first to make them. Of course that statement is true in opposite land, the UnPresdent of the United States (they're united there) is the smartest f*cking guy...and he wears them!
Don't take these words before you's word for it, check us out:
Our Break-Up Cards:
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Our Hook-Up Cards:
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Our UnHoliday cards:
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BUY TODAY @: www.eevil.org
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We will not stop at just cards & t-shirts. We are design based and are constantly scheming. If you would like us to scheme something for you, let us know...
You may also see our stuff in action at these fine locations:
Store chains we're bought and sold in...
VIRGIN MEGASTORES - USA
NEWBURY COMICS - East Coast, USA
URBAN OUTFITTERS (everywhere during the holiday seasons)
Boutiques of the west...
PULL MY DAISY - Silver Lake, CA.
ARCLIGHT CINEMA GIFTSHOP - Hollywood, CA.
BOOK SOUP - Hollywood, CA.
BOOK SOUP - Costa Mesa, CA.
INTUITION - Culver City, CA.
PULP - Los Angles, CA.
aahs! - W. H'wood - Santa Monica - Sherman Oaks, CA.
LV PAPER DOLL - Las Vegas, NV.
Boutiques of the middle...
ENJOY - Chicago, IL.
BROADWAY PAPER STORE - Milwaukee, WI.
EVENTS - Houston, TX.
STATE OF THE ART - Birmingham, AL.
Boutiques of the east...
CARD 'O' MAT - New York City, NY.
ARCADIA - New York City, NY.
KNOTTY WOODPECKER - Hudson, NY.
MOXIE - Asbury Park, NJ.
IDLE TIME BOOKS - Washington DC
BRUSHSTROKES - Atlanta, GA.
The friendly boutiques of Canada...
DEAR, HOME - Vancouver, BCMOULE - Winnepeg, Manitoba
KIDDING AWOUND - Toronto, Ontario
-and many more locations to come.
One last thing, if you're thinking we should be in a store near you, please bug that store to call us! or leave a message with us and we'll do the buggin. (why dirty your own paws with eEvil bidding?)