Food. Digging through the garbage, ripping up pieces of paper and leaving them on the floor for someone else to pick up. Dry-humping small, attractive stuffed animals.
People who will give me food and pet me continuously. Other Schipperkes. Other dogs, even some cats.
I only listen to DJ Richie Cannizzo. He's awesome because he feeds me bacon.
101 Dalmations, Air Bud I, II, & III, all the Beethoven movies, Benji, Best in Show, Top Dog, Snow Dogs, 8 Below, Old Yeller, Cujo, Dr. Doolittle, anything with Scooby Doo
Animal Planet, Lassie re-runs
Ummm, I can't read.
My big brother, Kiko. I miss you.