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Alejandro is inside your brain.

Our beams slid around your impenetrable body and tagged your Legionnaire buddy-- OUT!

About Me

"Sveta in the Asterion Sea"

My Interests

antlers, colorful scarfs, candombe, the krampus, palak paneer, comic books, medical moments, wood paneling, telekenesis, sideshows, long quiet train rides, old cartoons, earflap beanies, cyclopes, keeping warm in the cold, accents, mantis shrimp, idealized planets, dimly lit bedrooms, the idea of a flat Earth, 52, neurological disorders, almond butter, primates, growing a five o'clock shadow, centaurs, synthesizers, being in a car in the rain, tapes, mind-controlling beards, things I don't understand.

Music:

Stars, Sigur Ros, Lali Puna, Destroyer, Super Furry Animals, Man Man, Sufjan Stevens, Beirut, The Shins, Madlib.

Television:

fake prehistoric wildlife documentaries, old Hanna Barbera superhero cartoons.

Books:

The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat, Half Life, Men And Cartoons, Choke

My Blog

The real David Aames...

...I am incredibly altered at this moment...Forgive me if I freak out, but this is big.Without getting too specific, let's just say there are substances in my system which do not naturally belong in ...
Posted by Alejandro is a Minotaur. on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:28:00 PST

A mothy kitchen...

Hi... been awhile, yes?This is the new, new, new me speaking.Not really, but yeah. I'm hearing all over the place that 2007 is supposed to be a year of change. So far so good.I am currently typing thi...
Posted by Alejandro is a Minotaur. on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:59:00 PST

Who reads Juxtapoz?!...

Hi... I might just be serious on this one, so just bear with...I have this friend named Betty.I met Betty at my workplace. She was reading an issue of Juxtapoz in the lunchroom... C'mon, now!! Who rea...
Posted by Alejandro is a Minotaur. on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST

Squid jokes...

Holy shit.I had a whole big thing written about this past weekend and, like a jackass, I deleted it (so many squid jokes).I will not type that all over again, but I will put up some pictures and give ...
Posted by Alejandro is a Minotaur. on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

A baggy clothes kind of guy...

How broke am I?Glad you asked, the answer is: VERY.I had quite a scare this past week realizing my bank account is in double digits. "Why" you ask?Because I'm incredibly irresponsible when it comes to...
Posted by Alejandro is a Minotaur. on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST

A kagillion times two...

Ok, Im about to get real serious now... ready?...On Sunday night I attended the best concert ever.I dare you to go to a Flaming Lips show and disagree. You really don't even have to like their music. ...
Posted by Alejandro is a Minotaur. on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST

The king of France...

My weekend did not suck.Friday night- Pizza, hot wings, taquitos, celery and BEEEEER (Dos Equis). This makes for a special night for two reasons:1. I eat water, salad, tofu, and turkeyburgers on a reg...
Posted by Alejandro is a Minotaur. on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:48:00 PST

I got a belt on my foot...

Here's a crappy story...I've been feeling pretty good about myself lately. Lookin' good, feeling energetic, also I've been doing pretty good in karate class.Or so I thought.When one does kicking combo...
Posted by Alejandro is a Minotaur. on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:17:00 PST

(subject)...

Reggie hates me. He somehow cut my head while we were sparring. I'm not complaining cuz It didn't hurt, but man it was bleeding like crazy (that bastard is trying to stain my uniform).But hey, at leas...
Posted by Alejandro is a Minotaur. on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST

More boobs, Sasquatch...

If you're not like me, you too had a boring 4th of July weekend.For those of you in need of ideas for next year, fear'nt, for I have some suggestions to take advantage of the long weekend while avoidi...
Posted by Alejandro is a Minotaur. on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:54:00 PST