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Dözer! Von Chiquilin

Do you wanna get Gaped?

About Me

I try to sing in a Psychobilly Quartet called Spooky DeVille. I would bleed for all of my friends and give everyone a chance to be one but I'd rather have a few great friends than a bunch of disrespectful shady pals. I'm into Psychobilly, Horror Rock, Industrial, Death Metal and anything but Emo...shit

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My Interests

Classic/Kustom cars, Psychobilly, Tattoos, Pin Ups, Roller Derby, BDSM, Burlesque, stomping through the graveyard after dark. Brassknuckles, Billy clubs, Asp Batons, Nightsticks, Switchblades and anything else you could hurt yourself with.

I'd like to meet:



Ghosts to hang out with, TurboJugends And some loyal people worth my time Who drink beer and eat meat...and maybe even some people who don't.I don't want to meet people who try to impress people by using hip terms and slang like "kat" or b.s. like that. I don't want to meet people who take pictures of their own tattoos and post them up everywhere or half of their head to show off that you have a Pomp or quiff to prove how "Rockabilly" you are to all the dumb greaser girls. If you have a pic of you posing with an Upright Bass...you better know how to play the damned thing.If you do any of the above, I pity you and you are a Douche Boot. If anyone falls for that shit, then they are probably more Retarded than you.

Music:

Motorhead, Mad Sin, Turbo Negro, Mindless Self Indulgence, Combichrist, Deke Dickerson, 3 Inches of Blood, Andrew W.K., Rob Zombie, AFI, Murderdolls, My Chemical Romance, Cradle of Filth, Misfits, Hola Ghost, Ghoultown, BlutEngel, Nekromantix, Pagan Dead, Dragonforce, Hank III, Dead Kings, Wednesday 13, Rezurex, Johnny Cash, The Livends.

Movies:

Beetlejuice, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Bullit, Dr. Caligari's Cabinet, Metropolis, Bride of Frakenstein, Cannibal Flesh Riot, Visitor Q, Psycho Beach Party, Death Proof, Rebel Without a Cause, White Zombie, Curse of the Werewolf, Planet Terror, The Wild Ones, Porno, B-Movie Horror. Old Propaganda Films, House of 1000 Corpses, Toxic Avenger

Television:

The Munsters, Metalocalypse, Addams Family, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Ren and Stimpy, Tom Goes To the Mayor, Ninja Warrior, Sealab 2021 and Iron Chef

Books:

Comic Books and Smut

Heroes:

Herman Munster and Ed "Big Daddy" Roth

My Blog

Pure Krunkabilly

So after the Bachelor Party for El Cucuy, Spooky DeVille and Dizzy Draztik went to Denny's. Of course we were drunk and I snorted some Hot Sauce. I was just gonna do a line and then we noticed the str...
Posted by Dözer! Von Chiquilin on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST

I believe in Jesus

....and other mythical creatures like Unicorns, Easter Bunny, Bigfoot, Godzilla......call me childish but they are real. REAL Dammit!!!! except for maybe Jesus. I'll give you that one
Posted by Dözer! Von Chiquilin on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

Remember, Remember......REVOLT!

With Central Banking in complete control of Everything, not even our government has much of a say. This plan has been in action for hundreds of years. Staging "tragedies" to drive America into war und...
Posted by Dözer! Von Chiquilin on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:36:00 PST

This is what goes on in my head....

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Posted by Dözer! Von Chiquilin on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:20:00 PST

an extension to the Worst Words ever....

6. Optimization7. Orientate8. Ketchup/Catsup or any other god forsaken variant thereof9. Ecofriendly10. Freegan11. Homeland Security12. Ketchup ...and stay tuned because I'm sure I'll here some more s...
Posted by Dözer! Von Chiquilin on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:35:00 PST

Worst words ever....

1. Irregardless2. Guesstimate3. Synergy4. Brangelina5. Ketchup
Posted by Dözer! Von Chiquilin on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST

Sometimes, God just doesn't like you....

...not that I think I'm one of those people.... but holy Hell. Should I ever have tried again? Should I have gone back so many times still holding onto hope? Only to have the turnout be right where I ...
Posted by Dözer! Von Chiquilin on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

A list of things that Suck.....

1. Not being forgiven.2. Being called by another man's name.3. Ketchup.
Posted by Dözer! Von Chiquilin on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST

How to write a Fantasy Epic!!!

Every since "The Lord of the Rings", epic fantasy novels have been high on the bestseller list. Every thought of writing one?WELL HERE'S HOW. Structure 1. Create a main character.Most of the people w...
Posted by Dözer! Von Chiquilin on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

I Gotta Puppy

Yeah, It's true....and its been a long time since I've had a dog. Sarah and I went to the Humane Society a few days ago and got ourselves into trouble. We adopted a doggy....It's hard to sound tough w...
Posted by Dözer! Von Chiquilin on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:06:00 PST