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¡La Dama Demente!

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP!

About Me



My name is...

Here are just a few things I enjoy (in no particular order):
Hangin' with my friends (especially the Puerca), going to shows, drinking beer (amongst other booze), reading, shopping, thrift stores, fashion, cute guys with hot asses, make-up, listening to music, dancing, singing when I'm drunk, going to the beach at night, making out, just fucking around and not taking myself too seriously. If you're too uptight to deal with that, then go fuck yourself. :)
I also like dogs and eat children.

10.50%Alc Piraat is a wickedly rich and rounded brew that packs a mighty punch. The powerful glow builds up from inside. Deep golden with a subtle haze. Lots of hops and malt. Mild sweetness. Reminiscent of bread dough, spices and tropical fruits.
sounds yummy huh? WELL IT IS!!!! THIS SHIT WILL GET YOU DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO! MMMMM-MMMM, BITCH!!!♥

My Interests

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Music, gore, fashion, thrift stores, fluffy pillows, sex (our most primal urge...duuuuhh), tattoos and piercings, hangin' out with my friends, low brow art, Lucille Ball, cartoons, classic movies, Bettie Page, nailpolish, art, Clara Bow, Johnny Depp, Judy Garland, poetry, zombies, pocket lint, monsters, pirates, shoes, make-up, serial murderers, Felix The cat, writing crappy things on crappy paper, boozin', crusin', shopping, hair styles and colors, I Love Lucy memoribilia, making others scream, aahhh yeeeesss.....

^^FUCK OFF!!!

^My lovely sisters and me^

I'd like to meet:

I love my family, and the friends I already have, but I don't mind meeting new people, as long as they're cool people who don't lead a life full of drama & bullshit...I don't have the time or energy to waste on that!

I'm not looking for a fella, because I have already found my partner in crime, the apple of my eye, the eggs to my bacon, my Chris...♥...

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Music:



you are demented are go! wow! you are one sick
fuck! but....you kick ass too and were one of the first!

what psychobilly band are you?
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^^Os Catalepticos - Like In A Gasoline Tank

^^Demented Are Go - Pervy In The Park

Which famous punk/rock stars will you get into bed?(for females) by burymesoftly
Your Name
Your Punk/Rock Lover Glenn Danzig of The Misfits
Where on stage at their concert
Position doggy style
What he says about your "talent" "you are the best"(and means it)
What happens afterwards you elope

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Movies:


^Return Of The Living Dead
40 Year Old Virgin
A Clockwork Orange
A Dirty Shame
American Psycho
Another State Of Mind
Apocalypto
Army Of Darkness
Batman
Batman Begins
Batman Returns
Beetlejuice
Better Off Dead
Blood Sucking Freaks
Braveheart
Bubble Boy
Bullets Over Broadway
Club Dread
Con Air
Cry Baby
Curdled
Dawn Of The Dead
Day Of The Dead
Dead Alive
Death Becomes Her
Dirty Dancing
Dumb and Dumber
Ed Wood
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Evil Dead 1 & 2
Fight Club
Frailty
Frankenweenie
Gates Of Hell Trilogy(City Of The Living Dead, The Beyond, & The House By The Cemetery)
The Glass Slipper
Half Baked, DuBarry Was A Lady
Harold And Maude
House of 1000 Corpses
Immortal Beloved
Interview With A Vampire
Kill Bill 1 & 2
The King and the Chorus Girl
Land Of The Dead
The Little Mermaid
Live a Little, Love a Little
Lost In Translation
Moonstruck
Nekromantik 1 & 2
Night of the Living Dead
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Old School
Pan's Labyrinth
Pirates Of The Carribean
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Pulp Fiction
Raising Arizona
Reservoir Dogs
Return Of The Living Dead
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Romper Stomper
Secretary
Shawn of the Dead
She Done Him Wrong
Sid And Nancy
Sin City
Sixteen Candles
Some Like It Hot
Spaceballs
Suburbia
Super Troopers
Sweet Dreams
Team America
Tension
True Romance
Up In Smoke
Valley Girl
Vincent
Walk The Line
The Wanderers
White Chicks
Young Frankenstein
Zombie
...and oh so many moooore... I absolutely LOOOVE zombie flix and anything super gory or super funny...big explosions and violence work for me too.
You're Trash!
Which Return of the Living Dead Character Are You???
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You are a Romero Zombie.You walk the earth because
there is no more room in hell. You feed on
living flesh - anything you can get your
decaying hands on. You can be killed by damage
to your rotting brain.
What kind of Zombie are you?
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Television:


The Munsters, Chappelle's Show, The Simpsons, SNL, Jackass, The Addams Family, I Love Lucy, Family Guy, Law And Order SVU, Cowboy Bebop, Eek The Cat, Beetlejuice (animated series), Married With Children, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dexter's Laboratory, Ren & Stimpy, Futurama, Forensic Files, Invador Zim, cheesy made for t.v. flix...

Books:


I'm kinda sick, and kinda a perv, so would it suprise you if I like reading about sex, crime, and punishment???
Here's a list of some of my favorite books:
Vittorio the Vampire
The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty
Beauty's Punishment
Beauty's Release
Interview With A Vampire
The Witching Hour - all by Anne Rice
Exquisite Corpse - Poppy Z. Brite
Wicked, The Life and Times Of The Wicked Witch Of The West - Gregory Maguire
Let's Wreck - Craig Brackenridge The Lorax - Dr. Seuss
Shoeshine Girl - Clyde Robert Bulla
Encyclopedia of Serial Murderers Serial Killers A-Z The Most Evil Women In HistoryI love reading true crime, especially about serial killers. I also like reading thriller & horror novels, comics, biographies, and trashy romance novels... :D

Heroes:


evilive: "What did you intend for 138 to stand for? I've read Jerry Only's and Bobby Steele's take on it..."
Glenn Danzig: "They didn't write it, and they don't know what the fuck it's about. It's about violence."

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Posted by ¡La Dama Demente! on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 05:08:00 PST

Dooo iiiit! Yeah, c'mon! heheheh

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by ¡La Dama Demente! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST

To Christian, wherever you are...

Dear Christian,   Im so sorry about the animosity between us in the past couple of months. I can honestly say that the time we spent together before that was wonderful. You were a really good fri...
Posted by ¡La Dama Demente! on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:03:00 PST

Soooo...HAAAAPPY!!

...I LOVE MY ROBBIE SOX!...
Posted by ¡La Dama Demente! on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 03:24:00 PST

I'm in love again...

yep.....it's true.... Thanks Rob, THANKS!...
Posted by ¡La Dama Demente! on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:44:00 PST

Women Are like Apples

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes ta...
Posted by ¡La Dama Demente! on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:54:00 PST

The life of a wandering soul...

To who ever reads this, I just want you to know that this was not written by me, just edited. This piece was actually written by a very insightful, and intelligent fella. Immediately u...
Posted by ¡La Dama Demente! on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 11:07:00 PST

Let's GO!!!!

Los Gatos Locos Posted This Bulletin: IF YOU ONLY SEE 1 SHOW THIS YEAR. YOU'VE GOT TO SEE ONE OF THESE! SATURDAY APRIL 8TH STUIDO 7 SEATTLE SUNDAY APRIL 9TH HELLS KITCHEN TACOMA TWO OF THE WORLD'S BES...
Posted by ¡La Dama Demente! on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:37:00 PST

Complications inside of me reminds that my heart won't always beat...

Yep, that's right....I'M SIIIIIICK!! ::cough:: ::cough:: this sux, but it was worse on Friday.... So for your own sake...STAY AWAY...till I'm better......
Posted by ¡La Dama Demente! on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:04:00 PST

A John Waters Christmas....

So like I'm going to see Peaches this Saturday, courtesy of my FABULOUS co-worker / new buddy Christine, and I'm SOOOO excited!!! Awesome X-mas gift! THANKS CHRISTINE!!!...
Posted by ¡La Dama Demente! on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 09:15:00 PST