Kate LeDeuce - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hi there. i'm Kate LeDeuce . I sit at home and write music all day. I also draw, fiddle with graphic design and make faces that are unacceptable in society.
I also enjoy short walks on the beach, steak dinners and yelling at bobbles.

this is the extent of my skills.

My Interests

Music, Romance, toys, Makeup artistry, Writing, Dancing, a good stout, a full belly, cuddling on small chesterfields, dryhumping in public, Karaoke Whoredom, making inapropriate jokes to members of the clergy, playing the gitbox, going to pants parties, dancing to 80's cover bands, your mom, taking Dorthey Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling her back, riding shotgun, knife fights, bum fights, pillow fights, deep tissue massages, waiting for buses, being on time, monkeys, bastardizing the english language...

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Johnny Blackwards and the Schreechers

Movies:

Edward Scissorhand, Battle Royal, True Romance, American Psycho, Amadeus, Kissed, Crash (David Cronenberg not that Paul Haggis crap), the Graduate, requiem for a dream, tapeheads, any John Waters movie, any Gregg Araki movie, eternal sunshine, walk the line, Calender Girl, v for vendetta, percilla queen of the desert, 8mm, memento... etc

Television:

COPS, Aqua teen, family guy, saved by the bell, pee-wee's play house, clone high, scrubs, bullshit, simpsons, coach, cheaters, VH1... etc

Books:

Hustler, Field and Stream, Spread Eagle, Martha Stewart Living

Heroes:

I will be holding Hero Auditions next week, because i don't really have one.

My Blog

listing your life and accomplishments down on paper makes you smaller

Well for some reason or another i decided, at 1am, that i was going to re-write me old sad resume. I haven't used the thing in two years or so... so either i'm amazing in person OR i'm a lazy bum. wel...
Posted by Kate LeDeuce on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:36:00 PST

home in the cold with music to keep me toasty

Ah, It feels good to be home.. Home in my freezing basement with my toys... Did i mention i now own a Robot, bent on world domination, that terrifies my mother? Well i do. I got a Robosapean for ...
Posted by Kate LeDeuce on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:43:00 PST

my favourite winterosities

yes i made up a word. But my favourite kind of winter night finally happened this year. it's happening right now actually. It's been snowing all day. But it's that fine powder snow that makes everyth...
Posted by Kate LeDeuce on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:07:00 PST

oh crap

ever feel like you just got yourself into something you can't get out of? even if it's in your own head? ok that last sentence makes me sound a bit nutty. But for some reason when i put my mind to som...
Posted by Kate LeDeuce on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:48:00 PST

old skool

yeah thats how us dirty ravers use to spell it... i have been talking to an old friend for most of the night and he makes me miss home. missing home isn't so bad lately tho. i have made some friends ...
Posted by Kate LeDeuce on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:17:00 PST

awake and struggling for amusment

ack i want to be out and about tonight but my foot is still a giant mass of pain and fire (not like "std pee burning fire" it's a firey pain of death) and my git's are not with me. Writing music is od...
Posted by Kate LeDeuce on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:05:00 PST

HEYO

there is blood dripping down my knee at the moment. but i would say it's totally worth it for a fun dancing night, an excursion to the car that ended in two failed attemps of me hiting the ground. but...
Posted by Kate LeDeuce on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST

sweet jebus

Tonight was fun... I got to School some boys on guitar hero and teach Lacee how to steal Snack Food from men she didn't know. But MORE people need to come out tuesday nights... where are you people?!...
Posted by Kate LeDeuce on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:54:00 PST

My Phone

is dead. call alison if you need me.
Posted by Kate LeDeuce on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:07:00 PST

Port O Call - like cattle to the slaughter: a brief essay

Standing in line - 30 Getting upstairs - 20 minutes Standing at the front of the stage to listen to the band while a man wearing pucca shells dry humps your leg - priceless Amidst the "what's y...
Posted by Kate LeDeuce on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST