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tess

blatantly self promoting since 2002

About Me

wolf juggler, back rubber, toe tapper

My Interests

seedy bars, room service, stinky cheese, food, cooking, spontaneous vacations, whiskey, drag queens, popcorn, movie trailers, garage sales, mondays off, dirty secrets, finding money in my pocket, finding money in other people's pockets, movies, people watching, laughing, music, people who talk with their hands, people who are all hands, people in general.

I'd like to meet:

steve mcqueen at 30. myself at 60. myself at 6. my parents at 25. someone who could teach me a thing or two.

Music:

theramins, jug bands, and lap steel............... oh yeah, carpool sing alongs. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Wes Anderson Movies, Cohen Bros., Jim Jarmusch movies, M. Gondry, Dreams, Spirited Away, Castle in the Sky, Breakfast at Tiffani's, Happiness, The Dark Crystal, Rock and Roll Highschool, Purple Rain, Blade Runner, Les enfants du paradis, Shakes the Clown, Rear Window, The Waking Life, Papillion, Being There, The Evil Dead, Punch Drunk Love, The Crippled Masters, Delicatessen, One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest,

Television:

not so much... a little HBO... deadwood, rome, sad they took carnivale off the air. i have a crush on john stewart.

Books:

reading nicholson baker right now......thanks nick pyle, i dig it

Heroes:

[syn: Hero] 7: a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese (and tomato and onion and lettuce and condiments); different names are used in different sections of the United States [syn: bomber, grinder, hero sandwich, hoagie, hoagy, Cuban sandwich, Italian sandwich, poor boy, sub, submarine, submarine sandwich, torpedo, wedge, zep]

My Blog

but why really...

....in the dead of winter would you put globs of black oil paint on someone's car door handle. i just wanted to put back a couple cheap beers with cheap friends, didn't even have gloves on so i had t...
Posted by tess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST