Dave Sedaris quotes |
These Are just random quotes I found on the interweb. They are all taken out of context and as such arn't as great. Also you need to hear him read them to get the full effect. But If you enjoy these I... Posted by Brentoff on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST |
California |
This summer I have been working in California to pay for school. Being out here is leaving me with more and more of a bad taste in my mouth about people. I believe that people for the most part are go... Posted by Brentoff on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:22:00 PST |
Sairway to Heaven or Hell? |
Last night I got into an argument with my dad about weather or not Led Zeppelin meant to put backwards lyrics into stairway to heaven. I'm convinced that they did. Here is a video clip of the song fo... Posted by Brentoff on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:12:00 PST |
soundtrack to my life |
My Soundtrack:
Opening Credits: Bright Eyes- Lula
Waking Up: The Shins-young pilgrams
First Day of School: Smashing pumpkins-1979
Falling in Love: Bright eyes- First day of my life, The streets-could ... Posted by Brentoff on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:33:00 PST |
Calling her bluff with a pair of twos |
I actually wrote this a long time ago, I need to write music for it because I have a script that goes with it. It will be about taking a bath where things go terribly wronge. But not as bad as the dud... Posted by Brentoff on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:27:00 PST |
naked in a storm |
When you're wearing the right amount of clothing for the temperature you're in, you tend to not notice how many layers you have on, or don't have on. You feel comfortable and whole. When you have far ... Posted by Brentoff on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:59:00 PST |
Mother goose is a lying whore |
You knew damn well you had no milk
Yet you gave the mouse a cookie
It was sweet but brittle and hes coughing
His fairytales not working
Take these bitter words how you want
May they bite you if y... Posted by Brentoff on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:50:00 PST |
the dead horse must die! |
I wish I could bite my tongue
My teeth have too much to say
These screams will be heard by paper
Instead of bombarding your face
The pens sick and spewing out my words
To keep my fever down
Without t... Posted by Brentoff on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:13:00 PST |
only a matter of time |
So that's it then
a better offer came along
From the time we first met
I knew I'd write this song
I knew it was a gamble
And I've always sucked at cards
I just went to Vegas
Now I'm begging change fr... Posted by Brentoff on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:19:00 PST |
three leaf clovers |
No matter how I look at it
It's a fucked up situation
Unless I stop looking
But that requires patients
With binoculars and clovers
Leaves divisible by three
Irish only in color
Soon to be joined by r... Posted by Brentoff on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:57:00 PST |