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Skurvy

One Life One Chance Gotta Do It Right! H20

About Me

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My Interests

Going on adventures road trips with the ranch peeps or just chillin' out, hardcore shows, chilling on the sofa, naps, Asian foodage, pickles, illwillpress, lady bugs, monkey oil paintings and/or monkey things, olives, reading books to feed the brain, Paul Frank, tattoos, bbq, Gonzo and Grover, fetish foot wear and photography (latex), skull and cross bones, espresso, people watching and commenting (with Tina's voice in my head saying don't stare when I can't look away), Halloween house decorations all year round, hearty laughs with friends that almost make you tinkle, Fluevog, Wonder Woman, Jhonen Vasquez, Dali, finger puppets, staying up till all hours of the morning, feelie fabrics, Curious George, Pee Wee Herman, saying things out loud that should just be in my head, trying not to be cynical but failing, gummy candies, staying in the shower till my fingers look like raisins, procrastination, watching the mighty Hera, squishing pennies, showing folks my crooked fingers, Star Wars Tater Head collection, Rollins, leaning life lessons and serendipitous events and/or meetings

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that won't annoy me or make me want to give them the no finger! Oh, and I don't want to meet any chicken fuckers! I might want to meet a GILF that was in an adult movie just to ask her what was going through her head.

Music:

hardcore, old skool punk, oi, ska, 80's new wave

Movies:

leon the professional, fight club, nightmare before xmas, corpse bride, matilda, hellraiser, amelie, benny and joon, tank girl, true romance, happy gilmore, edward scissor hands, garden state, lost angels, bottle rocket, corrina corrina, lock stock, snatch, ghost world, american beauty, jumping jack flash, james and the giant peach, romeo is bleeding, bad influence, napolean dynomite, muppets in space, johnny depp movies, rob zombie made and other horror movies , finding nemo, badder santa, million dollar baby, pirates (who knew two candels could be so useful?), Pony Girls (and other movies my Marquis), breakfast club, pretty in pink, harriet the spy, sin city, kill bills, saws, finding neverland, movies that make me laugh and ones that make me think about them afterwards

Television:

surgery shows, ren and stimpy, forensic shows, invader zim, what not to wear, alf, wonder woman, prison break, southpark, old batman, my so called life, cooking shows, muppet show, national geographics channel...I usually forget shows are on and there's nothing on when I come home from work and eat dinner at midnight so it's usually just on as background noise.

Books:

consult the library

Heroes:

My heroes are the people I already know!

My Blog

My Crotch Is Smoldering due to the Chinese Dragons!

Tonight Liz and I decided to go out.  We couldn't decide on a master plan but I said "lets go find some fun and adventure"!  She came to get me, and we were hanging out in the lobby when one...
Posted by Skurvy on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST

Movies/from novellas mimicking life

"As  Ray Porter watches Maribelle walk away, he feels a loss.How is it possible he thinks...to miss a woman whom he kept at a distance, so that when she was gone he would not miss her?Only then d...
Posted by Skurvy on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

Why are folk's douche bags?

I was working coat check tonight and was in an okay mood.  At one point I had to go pee like a race horse and went upstairs to the bar.  2 girls were smoking up there and before I went into ...
Posted by Skurvy on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

Be Afraid...be VERY AFRAID

It's SCARY on the shop nascar site...boots and shoes for women folk Click on the line...
Posted by Skurvy on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:29:00 PST

The Fight Against One Evil To Soon End

But for now the mood is (see below) and won't go away.= /   ...
Posted by Skurvy on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST

Wormy Squirmy Dinner Delights!

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - Worm, crocodile, tripe and Nelson Mandela's favorite beef and bean stew.Johannesburg restaurant Gramadoelas gives diners the chance to see how South African food reflects the...
Posted by Skurvy on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:14:00 PST

Pimp Tax

Senator seeks tax on pimps, prostitutes Grassley: 'It's a no-brainer to have the IRS go after sex traffickers' Republican Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa is hoping to stamp out the sex trade by taxing...
Posted by Skurvy on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:52:00 PST

Erotic Exotic Ball In NYC Saturday & My First Suspension

This weekend Monica asked me to accompany her to the Erotic Exotic ball in NYC Saturday.  It's the first time it's ever been in nyc, usually it's in San Francisco. We got there in the afternoon ...
Posted by Skurvy on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:29:00 PST

6 am On A Sunday Morning (Day 2 of the 5 12 hour shifts from day to overnight)

It may have been slightly after 6am this morning...as I was speed walking to the bus to get to work on day 2 of the 5 (or 6) 12 hour day and overnight shifts that this week will have in store for me.&...
Posted by Skurvy on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 05:41:00 PST

Depeche Fucking Mode!

Thursday afternoon I got an email asking if I wanted to work the Depeche Mode show in AC.  Did I want to work Depeche Mode?  Do I want to get paid to work one of my favorite bands?  The...
Posted by Skurvy on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:24:00 PST