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Eenyne

People who say cats always land on their feet, aren't spinning them on the kitchen floor first.

About Me

Hmmmm..... If you really want to know about me, I was totally narcissistic enough to make a website about me. Eenyne.com , totally inappropriate in most work place settings, and recently updated with way more funny/ horrible/ "Ow-my-eyes-are-burning" type pictures. Glad to be of service. Between Eenyne.com, my business site Insomnia Net Design , and my "extra-credit community project" the HoleUnderground , I don't spend much time on MySpace...

My Interests

All things computer: Case-modding, construction, coding, gaming (yes, I do know that I'm a geek). Small Japanese toys (and people), tattoo art (both giving and receiving), long walks on the beach, hundred-proof (and higher) liquor, and spinning cats on linoleum...

I'd like to meet:

Myself, ten years ago. With winning lotto numbers and instructions to start stockpiling gasoline...

Music:

Too many bands to list. I'm partial to Coheed and Cambria, Saosin, Thrice, Nine Inch Nails, Poe, Avenged Sevenfold, AFI, Saosin, Bullet for my Valentine, Brad Paisley, Yellowcard, Aerosmith, Manson, Eminem, Tupac, Lords of acid, My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjamin, Thursday, CKY, Snoop, Dre, any and ALL electronic music... I like all music really. Except Hanson. And Mariah Carey. The last time I listened to a Mariah Carey song my piss turned orange and I couldn't hear shit outta my left ear for a week.

Movies:

Transformers, Fight Club, Moulin Rouge, American Beauty, Tank Girl, Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing, The Girl Next Door, Tasteful home-made porn... I enjoy lots of films though, and this page isn't even fucking close to big enough to list them all. Editor's note: I am also partial to Pokemon, The first movie. I am not sure why.

Television:

Hate it. Don't watch it. I do on occasion download or purchase movies and television shows, though they invariably end up being cartoons. I enjoy The Simpsons, Futurama, FLCL, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, Lain, Card Captor Sakura, Sakura Wars, Ninja Scroll, Ghost In The Shell, Frisky Dingo, Trinity Blood, Inuyasha, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak show.... Hmmmm... Basically anything that runs on Cartoon Network or Adult swim now that I think about it. I like to laugh and clap my hands like a child.

Books:

Fiction. Stephen C. Gould, William Gibson, Fred Saberhagen, Robert Jordan, Neil Gaiman, etc... Oh and probably anything in comic book form, especially Transmetropolitan and anything from Slave Labor Graphics. I like to look at the pictures...

Heroes:

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!