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christyne

The Strawberry girl, The Banana Split Lady

About Me

Deuce Phobic-You know how we do - Event planning, public relations, customized apparel, music production, commercial & private photography. I make the Baby Jesus Cry.

My Interests

Photography, Judaism, Jewish Men, vintage furniture and furniture restoration, carpentry, fruity pebbles, DIY, music production, Vintage cars and restoration, tattoos, BDSM, Boys in bands. All things geeky, nerdy and painfully uncool.

I'd like to meet:

I am the eternal Underdog. Maybe you are too.Musicians, artists, people genuinely intersted in putting themselves and their art out there for the world to see.Entreprenurial, creative, proactive people.

Music:

THIRTY3 , Countdown to Life, Motion City Soundtrack, Django Reinhardt, Against Me!, FOO FIGHTERS, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Radiohead, Interpol, Leonard Cohen, These Arms Are Snakes, New Pornographers, The Dwarves, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Death from Above 1979, Led Zepplin, Etta James, Murder City Devils, DOA, AFI, Modest Mouse , Ella Fitzgerald, T-Bone Walker, Jimi Hendrix, Snoop, Elliot Smith, the Misfits, Give up the Ghost, 18 Visions, Warren Zevon, David Bowie, the Beatles, the Decemberists, Small Brown Bike, Vinegar, Atreyu, Aiden, David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust, Silversun Pickups, Broken Social Scene, Mastodon, The Hot IQ's,Johnny Cash.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, The Big Lebowski, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Naked Lunch, Apocolypse Now, Goodfella's, the Untouchables, Big Fish, Napolean Dynamite, Down with Love, Reefer Madness, Nightmare Before Christmas.

Television:

Sopranos, Arrested Development,Curb your Enthusiasm, Iron Chef, Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Jon Stewart is the only Jew for me. Talk Show with Spike Fereston.

Books:

I'll read anything but Sci-Fi and Romance Novels.

Heroes:

I try to be my own Hero

My Blog

It's Arrested Development

Having recently had the immense pleasure of getting my wisdom teeth yanked outta my skull, I've rather enjoyed being completely lazy and totally high on pain pills. Ok, so getting your wisdom teeth pu...
Posted by christyne on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:59:00 PST

Converge & Mastadon @ The Roseland 9/22

OH MY GAWD!The Converge & Mastadon Show was f'ing incredible!It was totally worth the sweat and smelly boy funk because Mastadon is f'ing amazing.It was nice to go to a metal show w/ Natron a...
Posted by christyne on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:33:00 PST

Willamette Week Sucks

I would be offended by this whether I was a "fatty" or not. For the media to act out in a truly juvenile fashion, making lowbrow pot-shots, perpetuating ridiculous stereotypes and generally acting lik...
Posted by christyne on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:37:00 PST

Random

I like the sound of a closing door. A satisfying click or thud. "I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonightI need somebody and alwaysThis sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting everytimeAnd a...
Posted by christyne on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:21:00 PST

Commit This to Memory

Commit This to Memory by Motion City Soundtrack is one of the best albums I've heard all year. Actually, I have to say it is the best album I've heard all year. I have been rockin' out to it on my Ipo...
Posted by christyne on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 05:32:00 PST

Sloganized

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Christyne....
Posted by christyne on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 03:13:00 PST

It's a Hard Knock Life

Last night I learned a very valuable lesson that I suppose I should have already known.... Don't ever cut off a cop in traffic. Because if you do... you'll get a big fat $257.00 ticket for making an "...
Posted by christyne on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 11:15:00 PST

Rocked Out with His Cock Out

The Altarboys CD Release Party was ... REVOLUTIONARY ;) haha, I had to stick that in there. Jack Bastard did indeed, rock out with his cock out, literally. I didn't peg him as a boxer's kind of guy. I...
Posted by christyne on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:02:00 PST

Stuart

Do you think a kid like that will know what the Queers are doing to the soil? They're building landing strips for Gay Martians!
Posted by christyne on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 04:09:00 PST

Carly Jean JellyBean

YAY! YAY! My little sister Carly is moving here! I'm so happy and excited- I've lived most of my life far away from them so finally we can be together. :) She's an awesome girl, we're very much alike ...
Posted by christyne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST