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Storkboy

Last year's vacation in northwest Mayo.

About Me

BUY MY PAINTINGS YOU FUCKING NOB JOCKEYS!

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My Interests

Seagull frisbee and green giant sweetcorn

Music:

Last weeks hits

Movies:

Little Man.

Television:

How to SSIA your Mortgaged Place in the Antique Sun

Books:

Stork: The Autobiography

Heroes:

The Rockfield Massive

My Blog

Funniness

If there is anything out there that's funnier than Perry's Bible Fellowship..please tell me about it. All pictures courtesy of pbfcomics......
Posted by Boystork on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:02:00 PST

Stork Things

Because I believe myself to have impeccable taste, and therefore find myself skilfully adept at discerning the sweetcorn from the turd across many artistic fields of endeavour, I am now going to share...
Posted by Boystork on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:37:00 PST

shadow folk and things

Currently I work from home, and by home I mean the familial home. When I first contemplated the move back to the old house, there was quite a forceful combination of carrots and sticks influencing my ...
Posted by Boystork on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:52:00 PST

Non-winter

I came across an old polaroid photograph today. It was a photograph of the street outside my house, which was taken 21 years ago this month. In it, snowflakes, thick as cornflakes, are falling languid...
Posted by Boystork on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

The Stork Review 2006

It was a good year for those people who bought shares in Elan Pharmaceuticals following the major crash in its stock value during the first quarter of 2005. Well done. Also, with the SSIA accounts now...
Posted by Boystork on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:39:00 PST

A weekend in the city

I don't normally review music but here goes. Bloc Party released an album a few years ago which I chose to dismiss without proper investigation. Yeah, what's new, thought I, a few fucking angular guit...
Posted by Boystork on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:24:00 PST

The Ipswich Ripper

Catchy isn't it. The Ipswich Ripper. In the fine tradition of Jack the Ripper and the Yorkshire Ripper a new beastie stalks the hedgerows and red-light zones of England. People are loving it over ther...
Posted by Boystork on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

What's with all the snowmen?

They are actually a metaphor for cocaine . Well either that or they could also stand as a complicated metaphor for frozen progress and prevarication, the sort of shadow that falls between the impulse ...
Posted by Boystork on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:31:00 PST

VANLAND

Kells is a town on the fringe of what pseudo-prophet David McWilliams has christened the baby-belt. This is a place supposedly populated by large numbers of people of similar age to me (Popespawn), mo...
Posted by Boystork on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:32:00 PST

Questionnaire

One of those questionnaires crawled into my inbox today like a limp slug. I've seen way too many of these things at this stage, although I can kind of understand why people feel the need to keep repos...
Posted by Boystork on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST