i am dumb and intelligent...huh!? how does that work?!?! i dunno, u would have to get to kno me, also cause i cant b bothered writting bout myself to much, im not that interesting, im like nepolian dynamite,....really booooring!!! haha well i do try to entertain to the best of my abilities and the thing that ppl seem to put down on there profile is that there very laid bak....thats me...haha well i think i am...peace n "rock n rollMyspace Layouts - Myspace Backgrounds - Myspace Codes You are a happy drunk
When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: MR SIMMENZ
Birthday: everyday!!!
Birthplace: i think in africa
Current Location: my bedroom which is located in a house in adelaide
Eye Color: dark brown...sumtimes i think i have no eye colour.
Hair Color: pretty sure its not white, so most likely black
Height: hmmmm....short.
Right Handed or Left Handed: i like to use my right
Your Heritage: i left it in gumby's world
The Shoes You Wore Today: steel cap boots
Your Weakness: beeing tickled
Your Fears: spiders, heights, aaaaaaaaaand clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: with lots of crust.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: well the years are going fast, so a time slowing machine.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha, lol.
Thoughts First Waking Up: that dream was fuked, need more sleep, piss off, shit wat time is it.
Your Best Physical Feature: dont think i have one.
Your Bedtime: weneva the fuk i want
Your Most Missed Memory: any kinda time spent with friends n family.
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mac donalds but then again i do appreciate the burgers from HUNGRY JACKS!!! ITS NOT FUKEN YANKVILLE HERE!!!
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton, cause i dont ko wat nestea is
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate :P
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: COUGH COUGH...
Do you Swear: nooooooooo...*looks around to make sure no1 heard him lie*
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: -
Do you want to go to College: a music college would b cool.
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: no1 else does so why the fuk not haha :P
Do you get Motion Sickness: hmmmm....iiiii dooont knooooooo
Do you think you are Attractive: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA ...................NO.
Are you a Health Freak: used to b, then got my licence n had the taste for beer.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes i do
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure doooo
Do you play an Instrument: used to play drums, but that was ages ago...so no :)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: indeedeo
In the past month have you Smoked: yes mam
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, i dont actually so called do drugs, i only drink.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: well since this is going to get old, i will say ask me in person.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: same as above
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no sir
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hmmmm....cant say i have.
In the past month have you been on Stage: i get stage freight.
In the past month have you been Dumped: again....ask in person.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: same as above
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no...i dont steal, unless i want it.
Ever been Drunk: shit noYES
Ever been called a Tease: ohh yeah!! well actually only a few times...so i will just say a simple quiet yes.
Ever been Beaten up: *takes deep breath* yes.
Ever Shoplifted: no, unless its eating a grape or sumthing from woolies without buying it.
How do you want to Die: what kind of fuken question is that?!?! ok i'll tell u, happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller haha :P
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland for drinkning n beeing around the green ppl with lots of gold and potato's
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: all the colours of the rainbow
Favourite Hair Color: yeah....i'll say same as above.
Short or Long Hair: really long, long, medium, short, none
Height: just not 6ft haha
Weight: ummmm, im not shallow, but i am not into overly overly plumpy ppl
Best Clothing Style: stuff from op-shops
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: dont kno. most have been stolen, u dirty mother fukers.
Number of Piercings: does a nail in the foot count?
Number of Tattoos: well wen it comes to scars...nope sorry, lost count.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: never regret. unless.....haha
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What Simon Means
S is for Sensual
I is for Intelligent
M is for Marvelous
O is for Outgoing
N is for Nutty
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