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karla ∑ kevorkian

look like a flower, sting like a bee...

About Me

That which does not kill me,
can only make me stronger.

In the year 2008 I resolve to:
Become a slut.

Get your resolution here.


hey, i'm karla
im girly and abrasive. i'm sarcastic, perverted, and bubbly. i like talking to strangers,& i'd like to think i'm pretty open minded, i'll tell you exactly what i'm thinking if you ask. i like making the people around me happy. i am a compulsive purse buyer and have an unhealthy addiction to anything vintage, the beatles...and alcohol. i love fast music and guns. i randomly talk in third person; i find it adds spice to conversation. im a huge red sox/patriots fan. i want to move to boston someday. i enjoy long walks on the beach and screaming in cars for no reason. i LOVE oldies!! i like guys that are simple and MANLY; dirty lookin, moreso "] i suck at video games and beer pong. i hate arizona and people who smell. i love tattoos and classic muscle cars. i'm small as hell but i've been known to fuck a bitch up when its needed. with all that being said, i don't know of any one who can deeply hate me for more than a day, so i think i'm doin okay so far in life.
"I don't believe in just doing good things,
I want to feed my demon as well"
you should IM me some time. we'll chat. it'll be great.
DayTripper512
lets be best friends.

My Interests



Music, drunkeness, pin-ups, shopping, streaking, concerts, poor boys, psychobilly culture, southern rock, Punk, Metal, Black & White Photography, singing, hot rods, vintage, living

I'd like to meet:



A greaser with a dirty Boston accent.
the general population of people who are not afraid to go against the grain and think for themselves.
A boy who will teach me about cars and have as many bad habits as I.
People with similar taste in music, and a sense of humor.
some one amazing.

this is a comment box you silly bitch.

Music:

My favorite music is all over the place. Old Punk, ska, psychobilly, Metal, OLDIES, indie, folk, blues, jazz, soul & 80's metal. none of this trendy emo-pop being spoon fed to the masses. don't like my selection? eat my ass. its called variety: get some.

Music I Likes:::: the dictators:: eater:: Mad Sin:: 4-skins:: Nausea:: social distortion:: stray cats:: the limit club:: TSOL:: the cramps:: jefferson airplane:: buzzcocks:: Plasmatics:: THE BEATLES:: twisted sister:: L7 :: Johnny Cash:: bolt thrower:: scorpions:: goatwhore:: jANIS JOPLIN:: The Meteors:: The Exploited:: Choking Victim:: Reverend Horton Heat:: ANTI-NOWHERE LEAGUE:: BOSTON:: the Detroit Cobras:: SUBHUMANS:: the everly brothers:: VEHEMENCE:: The Doors:: blood sucking zombies:: the matadors:: sonata artica:: Lars & the bastards:: slayer:: CREAM:: Lamb of God :: john lennon:: aus-rotten:: meshuggah:: testament:: Reel big fish:: discharge:: IronMaiden:: Operation Ivy:: Narcoleptic Youth:: The Briefs:: Judas priest:: The Adicts:: Bad Brains:: lou reed:: abrasive wheels:: Acid bath:: SCREECHING WEASEL:: Sham 69:: G.B.H.:: Damage Plan:: The Adolescents :: Leftover Crack:: THE HORRORPOPS:: BLACKFOOT:: ritchie valens:: propaghandi:: billy joel:: oxymoron:: forces of evil:: freezepop:: Iron & Wine:: Nekromantix:: george Harrison:: The Stooges:: Maylene and the sons of disaster:: Alice Cooper:: Ani Difranco:: arrogant sons of bitches:: Rufus Wainwright:: Animosity:: Cheap sex:: elton john:: jim croce:: the faint:: HEART :: Common Rider:: Cocksparrer:: complete control:: dead 60's:: Crass:: B-52's:: BOB DYLAN:: bad religion::: Dead Milkmen:: AGENT ORANGE:: Dead Kennedys:: carreer soldiers:: The Distillers:: The Start:: GODSMACK:: Lynyrd Skynyrd:: Lower Class Brats:: The Vandals:: The Virus:: Misfits:: Pantera:: RAMMSTEIN:::

Movies:

The Boondock Saints
fear and loathing in las vegas
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
A Bronx Tale
Suburbia
Goodfellas
Amelie
A clock work orange
I♥ Huckabees
dirty love
gia
big fish
the goonies
anchorman
SLC
american history x
fight club
grandma's boy
the united states of Leland
my life with out me
the wizard of Oz
Office Space
grease
Ferris Buelers day off
bill and teds excellent adventure
the godfather
Breakfast at Tiffany's
My best friends wedding
american pie(s)
eurotrip
zoolander
waynes world

&pretty much all mafia movies

Television:

hate it.

Scrubs
The Golden Girls
Metalocalypse
monday night football
the munsters

Books:

the giving tree
velocity
jude
go ask alice
a million little pieces
jacobs hands
the time travelers wife
a hero aint nothin but a sandwich
perks of being a wall flower

Heroes:


Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli♥

www.amtrekker.com

My Blog

paint boredom

I ♥ Paint: [Karla vs. the BBQ grill]  ...
Posted by karla ∑ kevorkian on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

desiderata:

»°±§?°« Go placidly amid the noise and haste,and remember what peace there may be in silence.As far as possible without surrenderbe on good terms with all persons.Speak your truth quietly and clearly;...
Posted by karla ∑ kevorkian on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

a moment in the life of karla:

Danielle: We should just shave our heads already and be skinheads. Me: kay. i'm down, letss doooo it. Danielle: jusssssst kidding. ew, i would never be racist. Me: ............. Me: .......... Me: ......
Posted by karla ∑ kevorkian on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:30:00 PST

men are a waste of time.

  If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut.If you don't dress nice, he says you're ugly.If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn.If you're quiet, he says you're stupid.If you call him, he s...
Posted by karla ∑ kevorkian on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 05:11:00 PST