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Adam

Yarrrr!

About Me

It's weird, but I'm a whore for decent spelling and decent grammar. I don't need everybody to be perfect; just to attempt it. For example, I will never understand how major news sources can allow spelling errors on their websites. (p.s. let me know if you spot any glaring typing errors on this site, they bug me, and I don't like to be hypocritical)

Yeah, so I'm a funny guy. I'm also fairly easy going, nothing too exciting here.

I love 60's and early 70's muscle cars, and new American muscle (see the new Mustang GT, and the new prototype Challenger.) [Stupid high gas prices.] By the way a rice burner is not really a car; it's just a go-kart on 'roids. Oh, and that crazy huge spoiler you've got on your Civic(R) actually decreases your speed and handling abilities. (Ask me about it sometime, I'll tell you why.) But, contrary to popular beliefs, stickers actually DO make your car faster.

For what it's worth, nearly all seafood is gross. Do you know what shrimp, lobsters, etc feed on? Shit; that's what. By the way mushrooms are gross too. They grow on dead things, and that's just nasty.


My Interests

Music:

Here are some of the bands I've been listening to lately. Most of these I can't get out of my head.

- Motion City Soundtrack

- Treaty of Paris

- Franz Ferdinand

- OK Go

- Translation

- Head Automatica

- Hot Chip

- Coheed & Cambria

- Classic Rock; The Zep, Cheap Trick, The Beatles

- Anberlin

- Kaiser Chiefs

- Panic! At the Disco

- Smashing Pumpkins

- Spoken

Television:

- The Office -I've only really gotten into this show recently, and I've really only seen the American version. The few episodes I've seen of the British version were hilarious too.

- Scrubs -I've just recently gotten into this one too, but I always laugh out loud when I watch this show.

- ER -I've been watching this show for what seems like forever.

- Law and Order -The original and SVU versions are great, and Criminal Intent is pretty good, but I don't catch it very often.

- Lost -Yeah, I joined the bandwagon, so what?

- The Simpsons -A classic American comedy, especially because it's animated.

- The Family Guy -Boo on Fox for canceling it; but way to go bringing it back from the dead.

- CSI -The original is the best, but Miami is pretty good. I rarely catch New York. It's the science lover in me that likes the show.

- Mythbusters -A great show and a must for any true nerd.

- Futurama -An awesome comedy, a brainier humor than Family Guy, but similar.


- Good Eats -A great cooking show that also explains the... wait for it... wait for it... yup, the science behind the cooking.

Books:

Just some of the books I've read. Reading is one of my favorite pastimes, so there are way too many books to mention. Here's a list of notable books.

- Most of Stephen King's books (I know the stuff is campy, but it's my guilty pleasure)

- Many of Roald Dahl's children books. I read them as a kid, and they're some of the books that I think caused me to love reading.

- The Secret House (I'm a science dork, 'nuff said)

- The Memory of Running (a pretty weird book, but really good)

- Uncle John's Bathroom Readers; great short term reads. A couple pages here, a couple of pages there. These books are filled with trivia, fun facts, crazy history stories, etc.

- Why Do Men Have Nipples?: Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor after Your Third Martini (see my aforementioned affinity for scientific dorkiness)

Heroes:

- Chris Farley - Dave Attell - Alton Brown from Good Eats on the Food Network

My Blog

Bitchfest VI

So lately I've noticed something that restaurants are doing. What's the deal with them asking, "Have you ever been here before?" or, "Have you ever eaten with us before?" I don't mean crazy-themed joi...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:41:00 PST

Funny Fest

Wow, this one's pretty good.  A parody of The Ten Commandments. Enjoy, Natch! The Ten Commandments ...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:07:00 PST

Funny Fest

Check it fool.Here's a funny "V For Vendetta" parody....
Posted by Adam on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:03:00 PST

Bitchfest V

Where is common courtesy these days?  I think it died with Louie Anderson's career.  I think nearly every movie I've been to in the past month (that's about as far back as I can remember tha...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:05:00 PST

Bitchfest IV (not to be confused with Rocky IV)

    I like Spring in the Midwest.  Lots of things start happening: the weather gets warmer, baseball season starts (Go SOX), and girls' skirts and shirts get shorter and smaller.&n...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST

BitchFest III

    I have yet to get into reality TV.  By now everybody  has that one show that they are (or should be) ashamed to admit watching but still watch anyway.  I dont.  ...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST

Bitchfest II

     Personal responsibility is dead in the United States.  That scares me.  That lady that spilled McDonalds' coffee in her lap, obviously it's McDonalds' fault for maki...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 05:23:00 PST

Bitchfest I

Ok, so I got things on my mind.  First, let me apologize to you if you somehow thought that this blog was going to contain pictures of nekkid bitches, you're mistaken. (If you really want pictur...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:57:00 PST