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About Me

ABOUT ME:
im often confused for tom green. no matter where i go. this dude in ames, IA said i looked like tom green. apparently iowa knows about tom green. i thought they were way behind on times out there. no offense to any iowa residents that may read this. regardless, my name is jeff and not tom green. i have a beard. it took me 2 months to grow it but it was worth everyday of it cause now i can stroke it and store food and drink in it when necassary. i recommend everyone grow a beard for that very purpose. i enjoy long road trips in vans so its pretty fortunate for me that i happen to have latched onto a band that "tours" from time to time. and even more fortunate for me is that i dont have to sleep with any members of said band. hmm, i know theres so much more to say about me. at one point in my life i used to do a lot of drugs but i dont anymore. i was a resident of the wonderful state of california for 3 short years of my life. that was pretty good times. ive been in jail. that was bad times. i cant keep a job for the life of me. but its cool cause im gonna go live off the grid in the middle of the woods. preferrably by a lake so i can bring my pram with me and float. im also going to stop typing stupid ass shit in this box. peep the 24 friends below cause i gurantee that they are all awesome.

My Interests

i am interested in balls mainly. seriously, ask anyone who knows me.

I'd like to meet:

WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET:
Incubus - Anna Molly

Music:

i love good music. i dont like bad music. some of the good music i enjoy can be found in my top 24. i also really enjoy whatever 14-19 year old chicks like because thats the best kind of music and deep down inside i wish i was a 14-19 year old chick. i know what youre thinking but my therapist says its perfectly normal.

Movies:

i like a lot of movies. good ones too.

Television:

i watch way too much tv. i enjoy watching cubs games on wgn but not on comcast sportsnet cause it comes in real shitty at my house. i also enjoy watching hgtv cause im secretly a 34 year old gay man. as far as real shows go; law and order: svu, law and order, pysch, monk and most importantly scrubs....which is the best show ever.

Books:

reading is overrated.

Heroes:

well...me, for the most part.

My Blog

my new job.

those of you who know me somewhat well know that i recently started a new venture in the land of real estate. i just purchased my first house with the help of a wonderful investor and i just sta...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

my first ever photoblog!

i went to appleton, WI this weekend with treaty of paris. i documented some of the time with my newly acquired camera.so the photoblog is upon us..... this is the first picture i took with my ca...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:10:00 PST

welcome to the 2006 video music awards

so i told myself when i first saw commercials for the mtv vma's that i would not watch them because there werent any performances that cared to see and i knew the awards were going to be very disappoi...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:21:00 PST

warped tour - the highs and lows

so its about 11:30 on sunday night and i just got home from my first warped tour experience. i have to say that i am mildly disappointed. you would think that any time that 65 bands are in...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:34:00 PST

music is saved!!

with all of the bullshit out there right now i have just about lost all faith in the music industry. however, that faith has recently been restored due to a few certain events. 1. after seeing t...
Posted by jeff on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:47:00 PST

tractors and barns.

Springfield, IL has a lot to offer let me tell you. so this past friday we set out to sprinfield, il for a show. it was a cancer relay for life thing and it was super awesome. one catch th...
Posted by jeff on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:56:00 PST

this just in: fall out boy still sucks

so all the pete wentz bullshit aside, fall out boy is still looking stupid in every live television appearance they make. i just watched the videos of their shit on saturday night live and it wa...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:46:00 PST

tanner and vomit all day

saturday night was pretty awesome. the show went super well for sure. lets recap a few things that happened. -someone calling tater tanner by mistake....check -us completely overusing the ...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 07:18:00 PST

thoughts of thoughts of thoughts

so its roughly 3:30 in the AM and im still awake. for some reason i decided to start a XP install on a client's computer so i guess ill finish it. but anyways, mtv teaches me new things ev...
Posted by jeff on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:03:00 PST

fall out boy is the biggest scam in music since milli vanilli

yesterday i was working on a documentary for monica's school project. she and chad were over here helping me out and what not. while the documentary was rendering, chad decided to try to f...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 06:18:00 PST