Buford

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker. I've been the Sheriff of Texarkana for almost 40 years now and over my four decades as a peace officer, I have worked many, many major cases ranging from bank robberies to high speed pursuits. When you come to Texarkana, don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. Now, you can THINK about it... but don't do it! This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. My son, who I am ashamed to claim is my deputy. There is no way, NO way that he came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch his momma in the mouth.Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0This profile was edited with SpaceCodes.com - Profile Editor MySpace HELP Profile Help!